HAPPILY EVER HELLBOUND: The Demonic Hero (Hazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss Crossover)

S01 EP05: The Harvest Moon Festival

After a few days passed by, in Stolas's mansion, a sigh of contentment from Stolas is heard. Blitzø is shown lighting a cigar on Stolas' bed and folds his arms behind his head.

Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Blitzø: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about...

He uses cigarette to burn rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzø's cigarette from him and takes a long drag of it.

Blitzø: But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll.

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my grimoire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty imps like yourself.

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzø's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzø shoves him away.

Stolas: The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals.

Blitzø pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust.

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks.

Stolas: *sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all...

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzø's crotch.

Stolas: ... Special access... *chuckles*

Blitzø: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly.

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt.

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year.

Blitzø: Well, if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway.

Stolas: Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...

Blitzø: *waves a dismissive hand* Oh, fuck my clients!

Stolas: And what about your co-workers? Will they be there, too?

Blitzø: Why do you ask?

Stolas: I'm honestly fascinated by Y/N's personality. Despite the fact that he's a demon of Hell, that guy's capable of performing such a spectacular feature. He's shown much of it when he was with Octavia.

Blitzø: I'm not sure if N/N's the kind of guy to attend to the festival... But, maybe if Loonie is with him... Wait, why do you wanna meet him?

Stolas: I feel like it's only fair for him to get the special treatment for helping my daughter. Besides, I never got the chance to meet him personally. Plus, he's the talk of the town. Or rather, the Pride Ring.

Blitzø: Wait, his reputation is THAT large?! Everyone's talking about him?

Stolas: Indeed. In fact, he made his presence quite well-known to all of Hell.

He then grabbed his phone and showed Blitzø the latest news where Y/N was seen with Charlie.

Blitzø: ... Why is the Princess of Hell with him?