🎪Really Small Problems/ Jealousy of Someone Equally Small🎡

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[Open on the back of the Owl House. Cut to the kitchen where Eda is stirring something on the stove while King is watching Luz talk to Willow and Gus on a crystal ball.]

Luz: So they said I couldn't remove my thumb, but look at that! [Pretends to remove her thumb.] Whoop!

Y/N: Classic.

Gus: You sliced it off! [Panicked.] You sliced off your own thumb!

Willow: [Chuckles.] You guys make doing homework actually fun.

Luz: And they say humans can't do magic.

Y/N: Say, but don't know and we're the proof of that.

King: Luz... Y/N... [Climbs onto table.] Nyeh! You two have been talking to them all morning. Don't forget about the Luz, Y/N and King comedy hour!

Eda: Please, no. Not the comedy hour...

King: This week I've been working with props! [Turns around to show a cardboard tube on his nose.] Oh dear, I've gotten a tube stuck on my nose! Will I ever eat again? [Slams a piece of bread on his face.] Looks like I'm toast! [Luz, Y/N and King laugh.]

Eda: It just goes on like this for an hour!

Luz: Heyo, dough boy, quit loafing around!

King: Why don't you bake me?

Y/N: I love our comedy hour, it can happen when you yeast expect it.

[Luz, Y/N and King laugh. The crystal ball buzzes with an alarm and flashes red. The time, 8:00, flashes below Willow and Gus.]

Luz: School time! See you guys in class!

Willow: Bye!

Gus: But what about the thumb?!

[Luz ends the call. King sighs disappointedly.]

Luz: Hey, don't worry. We'll finish our comedy hour when we get home. [Kisses King's skull and heads for the door.]

Y/N: [Lifts King up to face him.] Don't miss us too much buddy.

King: Hee hee, oh, you two!

Y/N: [Opens the door.] Bye Eda, bye King.

Luz: [Sing-songy.] Try not to miss us while we're gone! [Closes door.]

King: [Scrambles over to the door.] You... you really think they'll coming back this time?

Eda: Yes, they'll be back; they always comes back. It's cute you miss them, though.

King: The King of Demons- [Tosses bread and tube off.] The King of Demons misses nobody! I wouldn't care if they came through this door right now! Wha!

[Luz and Y/N come through the door.]

Eda: Hey, you-

King: You guys are back! [Climbs up onto Luz's head.] I didn't miss you guys at all.

Luz: Apparently there's an infestation of pixies at Hexside, so school's been canceled.

King: That sounds like a crumby situation.

[Luz, Y/N and King laugh.]

Y/N: I'm just glad we get the free day... anyways, I'm going back to sleep if no one minds.

Hooty: Hey! Guess what's been in my mouth that I'm about to throw up! [Hooty gags for several long moments. Everyone stares at him in disgust. He finally throws up letters and a box.]

Hooty: The mail!

Eda: [Going through the letters.] Junk, junk, death hex.[She tosses the death hex letter into a trashcan, which condenses into a dark purple ball before disappearing entirely.]

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