𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲 𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑾 ⎯⎯ 𝑵. 𝑮𝑶𝑮𝑶𝑳

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑶𝑵𝑬; 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑰𝑹𝑪𝑼𝑺

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑪𝑰𝑹𝑪𝑼𝑺.

✦

Seated at your desk, a wine glass in hand, you idly swirled the crimson liquid, lost in your thoughts.

Abruptly, your phone chimed, pulling you from your reverie. You hesitated for a moment before reaching for it, only to be met with a text from Dazai — your boss.

'What did he want now", you thought, exhaling a sigh.

You pondered his message, contemplating your reply with a sense of reluctance.

Suicidal bastard (kys)
Y/nnnn :D

Y/n
What is it

Suicidal bastard (kys)
I have a surprise for youuu :3

Y/n
Oh
I'm terrified
Dazai.
I'll genuinely strangle you if it's a spider like last time 😐

Suicidal bastard (kys)
Oh what a way to die!
To be strangled to death by a dear friend!!

Y/n
I'm gonna block you

Suicidal bastard (kys)
NO
WAIT
I WAS KIDDING ☹️
DON'T BLOCK ME!!

Y/n
And why the hell should i do that?

Suicidal bastard (kys)
Because you love me :(

Y/n
I've had enough of you Dazai
Bye

Slipping your phone back into your pocket, you resumed savoring the remnants of your wine.

However, annoyance crept in as your phone incessantly buzzed. Exasperated, you retrieved it, discovering a barrage of messages from none other than Osamu Dazai, seemingly on a spamming spree.

Of course, it had to be him — or Chuuya, for that matter. Groaning audibly, you crafted a response for the persistent male who seemed blissfully unaware of the concept of silence.

Suicidal bastard (kys)
WAIT WAIT
I'LL STOP MESSING AROUND
I PROMISE
DON'T GO
DON'T BLOCK MEEE
Y/N
ANSWER MEEEE
COME BACK!!
:(
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
YOU'RE HURTING MY FEELINGS
SO COLD
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD BE THIS HEARTLESS Y/N
OH YES
THE SURPRISE
WELL MORE LIKE GOOD NEWS
THE SURPRISE IS GOOD NEWS
IT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD
SO COME BACK
FINE THEN, I'LL BE AT YOUR OFFICE IN 10 MINUTES