Octonaut oneshots (BOOK 2)

Random ass chapter-dec.25,2023

I'm sick

"There's been something I've really wanted to say lately." - Kwazii
"What's that?" - peso
"The N word." - Kwazii

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"I'm getting real tired of you picking on me! It won't be so funny when the shoes on the other foot!" - pinto
"Are you threatening me?!" - Kehlani
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME IN SKETCHERS?!" - Kehlani
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"I hate talking, talkings for gay people." - tweak
"What a theory." - barnacles.
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"There's something between you two that you may not..realize." - barnacles
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" - shellington
"He's asking us if we're gay." - peso
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"Excuse me tweak, but work on that foul language if yours."- inkling
"Work on getting a fucking therapist holy shit." - tweak
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"I guess it's whatever, my mom was really pissed though." - peso
"And your dad?" - barnacles
"My dad killed himself." - peso
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"I'm literally about to hit a clip!!" - Kwazii
"GET OFF THE GAME AND TAKE A SHOWER." - barnacles
"No!! I'm literally about to hit this clip!!" - Kwazii
"I DO NOT CARE, ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE YOUR LAST SHOWER.GET OFF OF THE DAMN GAME AND SHOWER." - barnacles
"Hold on!! This player is literally a sweat!!>:(" - Kwazii
"GET OFF." - barnacles
"He's a try hard!!" - Kwazii
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