⚠️warning strong language, blood, gore, suicide, self harm and angst ⚠️
This is my first ever one shot book and I've done it because the new season of good omens is out so yay! And also because I have so many random ideas that I need to put somewher...
Disclaim: this was written by AI so it is not my work. I'm so sorry for what you are about to read, but I did it as a joke and the result was too good to pass up. It was late ok and I needed some ideas so I googled prompts and it came up with this website: https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/. I tried to put azi and Crowley into it and... I don't even know, I'm just sorry. I'll have proper stuff out next week but for now enjoy this total shit post.
The Small Book
A Short Story by The only true god (me!)
Crowley looked at the small book in his hands and felt hurt.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his homely surroundings. He had always hated cluttered London with its brainy, barbecued bookshop. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel hurt.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Aziraphale . Aziraphale was a romantic angel with short hair and ginger legs.
Crowley gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an optimistic, cold, tea drinker with gangly hair and handsome legs. His friends saw him as a deep, distinct demon. Once, he had even saved an arrogant baby bird that was stuck in a drain.
But not even an optimistic person who had once saved an arrogant baby bird that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Aziraphale had in store today.
The snow flurried like loving birds, making Crowley longing.
As Crowley stepped outside and Aziraphale came closer, he could see the yucky glint in his eye.
Aziraphale gazed with the affection of 1865 sweet clear cats. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a relationship."
Crowley looked back, even more longing and still fingering the small book. "Aziraphale, I love you too angel," he replied.
They looked at each other with scared feelings, like two short, silly snakes reading at a very clumsy birthday party, which had bebop music playing in the background and two tactless uncles baking to the beat.
Crowley regarded Aziraphale's short hair and ginger legs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Crowley with a delighted grin.
Aziraphale looked loving, his emotions blushing like a clever, chilly clothes.
Then Aziraphale came inside for a nice cup of tea.
THE END
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Unrelated but I still need requests (please literally anything will be better than this)
Anyway I'm so sorry, I seriously promise I'll get back to the real stuff next week but I hope that at least made you laugh, please feel free to tell me which bits made you laugh and why, I love every comment and vote so thank you ❤️.Anyways I hope you have a great day today/tonight/tomorrow and if it's late GET SOME SLEEP and drink some water it's important and keeps you well so pls be safe and healthy.🦩🦩
