Driving (Maddie)

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"AHHHHHHHH!" Midoriya screams, clutching onto a handle in the car, scared for his life.
"SHUT UP, NERD!! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!" Bakugou is the one behind the wheel, swerving around vehicles he says are in his way.
From the back, Todoroki pipes in, "Can you guys quiet down? I can't sleep with all this yelling."
"BLAME THE NERD!! HE'S ALWAYS SCREAMING ABOUT NOTHING!!!"
"But you're also yelling."
"I AM NOT!!!"
"But you are-"
"SHUT UP, ICY HOT!!!"
Now, he starts shooting blasts out the window, which make get people out of the way, but it creates several giant craters in the ground, which makes the road bumpy. Finally, a policeman pulls them over.
In the end, Bakugou gets a very heavy fine and is screaming, while Midoriya is puking in a ditch, and Todoroki is speaking to a reporter who asks him questions.
"Bakugou was just getting a bit angry. Though, I'm a bit annoyed. I'd been hoping to get some sleep on the way to the store, but they were both so loud. Midoriya crying, Bakugou screaming. They need to get ahold of themselves."
"Why was Lord Explosion Murder God Dynamite so angry?"
"He was irritated by all of the traffic. He isn't too fond of it."
"And that had him blowing things up?"
"Yeah. Just like last Tuesday."
"How often does this happen?"
"Every time we get into the car together."

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