My hero academia PT3 oneshots

Single Motherhood (Maddie)

"WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME?!?!?!"
Recently, a baby duck has started to follow Bakugou. He found it randomly as it had its leg stuck so he helped it, seeing no reason to be cruel. After that, it just started following him. It doesn't matter where he goes, the little animal is always close behind, moving as quickly as possible to keep up. If he's in the bathroom, it just stares at him, which makes him very uncomfortable. And to think, it's only been a day!
Monday comes around, and sure enough, its following him to school. Once inside the classroom, he marches over to Koda, who's quirk allows him to understand animals. Carefully, he sets the duck on his classmates desk.
"I need you to ask it a question for me." he spits out.
Koda nods
"Why is he following me?"
Koda looks at the duck, "Why are you following Bakugou?" As the duck begins to quack a little, Koda nods understanding. "He says you're his mother."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"OH, MY GOSH!!" yells Kirishima as he's overheard all of this. "Bakubro," He grabs the hands of the blonde. "Am I the dad? I have to be, right?"
Kaminari butts in, "Pfft. It's obviously my child. I mean, it looks most like me."
Out of nowhere, Uraraka claims as she slams her hand on the desk, "It's definitely Deku! Those two are always fighting like an old married couple!"
Nodding, Todoroki agrees, "Yes. Midoriya is the most likely candidate. It seems that he, too, has a secret love child Midoriya, when do you plan on telling ALL MIGHT that he's a grandfather?"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!" ALL MIGHT comes bursting into the room, and then grabs Midoriya's hands, clutching them tightly. "Is it true? Am I a grandfather Oh, my beloved child! - can't believe this! You've finally given me grandchildren! I expect Uraraka to be the mother... no judgement here! I - have a grandson!" When Aizawa walks in, All Might puls him into a hug.
"Aizawa! We're grandparents! Come meet your grandson!"
"No." aizawa pushes the man off of him and walks out.
All of a sudden, a certain blonde from Class 1-B bursts in. "HA!! LEAVE IT TO CLASS 1-A!!! YOU GUYS HAVE A SINGLE MOTHER!!! CLASS 1-B WOULD NEVER!! YOU'D NEVER SEE THAT IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!"
Ashido shoves him out of the door and simply says, "Guys, we all know I'm the dad. Two guys can't have a baby. It's me And don't worry, Bakugou. I'll take good care of you and our son. I'll geta job-"
"Guys," Koda calls quietly, getting his attention. "The duck keeps saying it's Kirishima. Look." The little animal is climbing into Kirishima's pocket, getting comfortable and attached already. "He keeps calling him 'dad.' Looks like it really is Kirishima, eh?"
In tears, Kirishima begisn to pet the baby. "I knew Bakubro would never cheat on me. I'm the dad. It's my baby. He's gonna be the manliest ever. I'm so happy to be a dad!"
All Might, in a depressed shock goes, "Oh...I guess I'm not the grandfather-"
"No!" Kirishima shouts. "You're the grandfather! If anyone will grandparent my son, it's you and Aizawa Sensei!"
Happily, All Might pulls Kirishima into a hug and shouts, "I'M A GRANDFATHER!!"
"I'M A DAD!!"
"KNOCK IT OFF!!!" AIl eyes turn to Bakugou. "Give me back my duck."
"But-"
"NOW!!!" Sadly, Kirishima tries to pass the baby to Bakugou, but he refuses to leave the redheads side. "YOU TRAITOR!!! AREN'T I YOUR MOTHER?!?!?!?! I WOULDN'T DARE DEFY MY MOTHER!!"
"DON'T YELL AT MY SON!!! THAT'S SO UNMANLY!!!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"NO!!! I WILL DEFEND MY CHILD!!!"
From then on, Kirishima and Bakugou took turns babysitting the duck. Kirishima likes to spike up the fur, saying that it's manly. If course, Bakugou says the style is suiting. However, during formal events, Ashido insists on smoothing it out and having him wear the bottle. She's the doting uncle.