Reconnected

...Future

Think of it as hello...future. 

It had been 3 years since Ash came back to Pallet Town. He just planned on visiting his mom for that summer, but things took a massive turn. Now he still lives in that house, and he's still Pokemon Master. He has brought respect and honor back to that roll, but that wasn't what made him happy again. What made him happy again was his friends being his friends again. 

Now Ash sat downstairs at 2 o'clock in the morning. He sat in the dark with good old Pikachu. 

"Well Pikachu, looks like I've finally redeemed myself." 

"Pika!" 

"And to think  the one I hurt the most was the one to fix me up." 

Ash then reminisced on both those days. 

-10 years ago- 

 Ash sat in a stuffy office signing papers. Pikachu was on his bed looking depressed, when the door opened causing him to stir. 

"What do you want Carlson?" Asked an annoyed Ash.

"Sorry sir, but some girl wants to see you. Shall I let her in?" 

"I'm busy." Carlson then turned to speak to the girl. 

"He's b-" 

"Don't care, I'm going in." 

"Oh no yo-" Carlson was then sent flying. 

"What the hell?!" 

"You got A LOT of explaining to due, Mr. Pokemon Master!" Yelled Misty. 

"I don't have to explain any-PIKACHU!" The yellow rodent immediately hopped on Misty's shoulder.  

"Pi pika." 

"Hey Pika-Pal, sorry but I need to scold Ash for a bit, ok." 

"Pi." He then leapt off and headed toward the kitchen. 

"What is it Misty?" 

"Well for starters, did you really say my soon to be brother in law was too taintless to ever become an artist?!" 

"I mean, it's true." 

"And did you really make Dawn cry so much she couldn't even produce tears for 2 days!?" 

"She took it that bad? Figures." 

"And you actually sent Iris to an asylum!?" 

"She kept breaking in to talk me down." 

"So you really did all of those things and more to our friends?!" 

"Yep." 

"I can't believe you did that Ash! You even skipped Drew and May's wedding!" 

"I did? Is that why she kept spamming my phone for a month?" 

"Ash...why are you acting like these issues aren't big deals?!" 

"Well, they aren't." 

"What!? They most certainly are!" 

"Oh my just shut it already." 

"What is with you? It's like becoming Pokemon Master corrupted your head!" 

"No, being Pokemon Master enlightened my mind." 

"Oh really?" 

"Yes. I tried being a b!tch like usual, but I could barely get anything done!  Then Brock got hurt by being nice, and so I tried acting like this, and no one dared messed with me. Now I'm on top of the world! I demolished the Elite 4 and made destroyed Team Rocket once and for all! I'm liking this new way of life, so why do you have to be such a f#cking b!tch about it?"