Lateralus (An Obey Me Fic)

Dogi Maji

Mammon barges into Levis room, startling the otaku who was giggling about his new game which Mammon snatches from his hands and holds up.

"Behold our salvation. Dogi Maji Memorium. Or just Dogi Maji for short. Anyone who is registered into the game is transported into the game world for real. So your like really in there. Which means if you die in the game you die for real. And you have to win or else you'll be trapped in the game world."

"No way absolutely not. Levi why the hell did you buy this. Have we learned nothing from Sword Art Online. NOTHING?" I practically yell.

Levi snorts at me. "Otaku." he murmurs.

"Now don't you start." I grumble

"Still though I don't understad. What does getting Lucifer and Satan to make up have to do with Doji Maji?"

"You really don't get it do you? Think about it for a sec, if I register them into the game client; they'll be pulled in side the game world right? Since this is Satan and Lucifer we're talking about they'll be pissy for a bit. Here's the kicker though, you've gotta win the game before you can leave the world right?"

"Your plan is to try to get them to work together towards a common goal. To force them to bond." I say softly.

"Am I a genius or what?" Mammon gloats.

"To be determined. If the plan works then maybe." I chuckle.

"Do you think that will go well, I'm sure Lucifer would be pissed."

"I'm always down for pissing off Lucifer so we might as well give it a try."

Mammon sits down at the computer and fumbles around for a minute beore LEvi takes over.

"Let me do it you noob. 'Lucifer' and 'Satan' there we go theyre both entered into the client." Levi sighs. "understand just how badly I've been wanting to play this game, you cannot. Finally time it is." Levi says once again doing his Yoda voice.

elvi types away on his keyboard entering himself into the client. "And now for good measure I'll add Isis. There registered and all set.

"I think I made myself clear I did not wanna have a repeat of SAO thank you very much." I grumble

"Too late youre already entered."

Goddammit, Levi if i die because of this Im going to haunt you. I think to myself.

"We'll if Isis is in then I'm going too."

"Mammon you have such puppy energy." I chuckle. "Following me around asking for treats. It's endearing you care so much about me Mammon." I tease and the demon in question turns bright red and stammers his denials.

"StupidMammon there you go you're in the client." Levi continues typing on his keyboard, while Mammon protests his name choice. "Now I'll adjust a few settings and. . .  Its time to enter the world of Dogi Maji! And start!"

There's a flash of white light and MammonLevi and I find ourselves in a classroom.

"Whoah, whats going on are we in the game now?" Mammon asks. "Wait a minute, look at my dialogue box MY NAME, you just had to tack on 'stupid' to that didn't ya Levi?"

"Lmaoo." Is all Levi says.

"Seriously why did I get stuck with 'StupidMammon' but you're 'Leviachan.' Why do ou get the cute name, huh?" Mammon pauses, as he looks around our enviornment. "Anyway, whats the deal, is this supposed to be a school? It looks totally different from RAD. I thought this was an RPG, shouldnt we be in some village or a castly out on a grassy plain or something?"