The Adventures of Me and Bambi

Chapter Thirteen: Where'd Bambi Go?

I woke up one day and find Bambi missing again.
Me: "not again"
*I go to the living room and find no trace of the fawn*
Me: "mom where's Bambi? Where is my fawn buddy?"
Mom: "I think he went to his old den"
*I turn to my father*
Me: "dad get me a 12 Gauge shotgun please?"
Dad: "why do you need a weapon?"
Me: "I have a feeling that Bambi is in trouble"
"My father gets me the 12 Gauge shotgun like I asked for*
Dad: "be very careful with this, keep the shells in your pocket and the shotgun on your shoulder"
Me: "ok I'll be extremely careful with this"
*I head out to where I think Bambi is, and I find him being chased by pit bulls and German Shepherds
Me: "Bambi what did you do this time?"
*i very carefully load the shotgun and aim at one of the German Shepherds and pull the trigger the dog falls to the ground*
Me: "one down three to go"
* I get into another prone position and aim again another dog falls to the ground*
Me: "two down two to go"
* I get into another position and pull the trigger twice, killing both of the remaining dogs*
Me: "it's over the pursuit is over"
*I soon realize that I let a Rottweiler slip through the cracks*
Me: "Never-mind! BAMBI!"
*I realize I'm out of shells and bambi kicks the dog with his hind legs, and I sigh in relief that the pursuit is over, and Bambi runs over to me. The ledge is weak and caves in sending bambi falling down the hill"
Me: "BAMBI!"
*I run down the mountain to a presumed dead Bambi*
Me: "Bambi please come back, I'm not ready for an ending"
* I fall to my knees knowing this is the last time I would see bambi and I breakdown into tears*
Bambi: "Luke?"
*I look at the not dead fawn*
Me: "I'm here I'm here"
*i hug Bambi happy that he's not dead*
Me: " Bambi I thought you were dead! I'm so happy that is not the case anymore"
Bambi: "for a moment I saw my mother"
Me: "did my crying bring you back?"
Bambi: "I think it did, and why do you have a shotgun?
Me: "I have the shotgun because I took out the dogs pursuing you"
Bambi: "You saved me again thank you"
Me: "if one of my family members is in trouble I act fast and my first instinct was to shoot my shot and kill the dogs"
Bambi: "Luke I'm alive but super weak and scared"
Me: "I'm sure you're terrified, you were being pursued by rabid dogs. and I'm sure you're weak from running super fast"
Bambi: "I'm super terrified, I've never been chased by dogs before. And I don't know if I can stand up"
Me: "I'll carry you back to the house"