Perabeth At Ouran

Manager lady

This is back bitches! Also, head canon time: Percy's pan. This will come up in the chapter, but it's not important. 

Another day in the host club, working as a butler while the hosts did their thing. It wasn't bad, just boring. I served tea to tamaki's guests while they fawned over him. "Oh my!" One said, looking up at me. "Who are you? Are you a new host?" I shook my head. Also, why were the hosts wearing robes? 

"Nah. I'm just serving here until my girlfriend gets out of her club." 

"Such a shame. You're so attractive!" 

"Thank you?" 

"Percy! Don't steal my guests."

"I'm not trying to?" I said, and I walked away. The hosts were using eye drops today, and I found it actually a little annoying. So much crying, and the salt water was just calling for me to play with it! Ugh. I went over to the twins. With their love for pranks and shenanigans, they could be children of Hermes. But they don't have any of his features. 

"I think it's adorable that you're wearing matching kimonos!" Oh, is that what they're called? I've been calling them robes in my head. 

"Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today." Hikaru said. "If you see something you like, we can take an order for you."

"Our grandmother even helped us put them on!"

"But you know the only one who will be undressing you is me, kaoru." 

"Hikaru, you're embarrasing me in front of everyone." I rolled my eyes as they did that, and I set their tea down. 

"What, you got a problem with gay people percy senpai?"

"No, my cousin is gay if you remember correctly, and I'm actually pansexual myself. But the fact that your brothers is... disturbing." 

They blinked at me. "You're pan?"

"Yeah?"

"Does your girlfriend know?"

"Yeah?"

"Oh." 

"What, were you gonna try and blackmail me? Remember what she did to you guys." They paled. 

"Oh? What did your girlfriend do to them senpai?" I chuckled. 

"Judo flipped them for trying to flirt with her." 

"Her glare is scary!" 

"Terrifying!"

"It's like being smited by a God or something!" I laughed but said nothing as I moved along. haruhi was being complemented by guests, and I sat with kyoya, chatting in Greek. He had just said something about haruhi's debt when I sat down.  

"You think the twins could be Hermes kids?"

"No. Possibly a legacy like me and don't know it though."

"You think?"

"No, I'm messing around." I looked at him in shock, before laughing again.

"Didn't know you had a sense of humor."

"Hello kyoya!" A girl said coming up to us with her friend. 

"I can't get over how great you look in that kimono. Are you planning on releasing any more picture books of the host club?" Girl number two asked as I walked away. I headed back to the kitchen to restock on the things I needed, and walked out a few minutes later. Honey and Mori were hugging for some reason, and I didn't question it.