AURORA | 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

Fifteen Percent

Phil : Can people change? Well, that's a... tough one that's a tough one but I would say "yes", people can change. That's what I believe, anyway. And I will until the day I die.
Claire : You do realize you're proving the exact opposite of your point?
Phil : See, she's changed. She used to be very supportive about me.

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Claire : Come on... Phil!
Phil : Ow! Why is this so loud?
Claire : Why is this so loud? Make it stop.

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Phil : I just installed a sweet home theater system at the family room. The trouble is... Claire struggles with technology. Of any kind. I mean, remotes, cell phones, computers...

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Claire : Haley, have you seen my blue...
Dylan : Hey, Mrs. Dunphy.
Claire : Oh, hey, Dylan.
Dylan : You know I can see you, right?
Claire : Oh, I did not know that.
Dylan : Haley is just in the bathroom, she'll be back in just a minute?
Claire : Thank you.

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Phil : What are we pointing at?
Claire : At the TV.
Phil : Honey, no, I'm sorry. It's a home theater.
Claire : What so I - I can't point at the TV when I wanna watch the TV?
Phil : No. You point at the receiver.
Claire : What's a receiver?

Phil : Okay, imagine our home theater system is a human body, so, then, the receiver is the brain. The TV is the face.
Claire : I know what part you are...

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Jay : So, he says those lies, and a lot many more. His heart Boom! Quadruple bypass, blow the valve.
Cameron : Hey! Look who it is!
Jay : Hey, there he is.
Cameron : What a coinkydink. I was just getting some flowers for Gloria for babysitting Lily.
Jay : You want me to take them to her?

Cameron : I would, But I have the most hilarious card for her at home. It's... it's a hunky Antonio Banderas type in silk boxers, and on the inside it says, "thank you for last noche... but I can't find my pantalones." I'm not doing it justice, really. Hi, I'm Cameron.

Jay : Oh, geez, I'm sorry. Guys, this is Cameron. He's a, um... a f- friend of my son's. This is, uh, Scotty, Dale, Hugo, and Shorty. Cameron : It's nice to meet you guys. You guys look like a scene out of "Jersey boys."

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Gloria : Ohh, so handsome!
Manny : Thank you.
Elena : Manny, are you really wearing aftershave?
Manny : Yes. For my date. This will be the first time she will ever smell me.

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Manny : Her name is Whitney. I met her in an online book club. We both like vampire fiction and the romance of eternal life.

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Gloria : I think it's adorable that Manny has a date. He even picked out the lunch menu. Grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup. Tomato soup because, you know that tomato soup is like the blood and the vampires like to eat their blood.
Elena: I think they get it mom...
Gloria : ok.. and then he wants me to take them out for ice cream.
Elena: Just because Manny likes ice cream.