AURORA | 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

The Incident

Pritchett Household

Gloria : Jay, I'm home. Did Manny call?
Jay : No, because he's fine. He's at a slumber party, not a gang fight.
Gloria: Is Lena still out?
Jay: Yeah, this girls gone rogue i tell u!
Gloria: Jay, come on she's a teen girl, out with her friends, let her have her fun...

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Elena: Well that story is half true...
I am at the mall...
And I am with a friend...
Just probably not the type of 'Friend' their thinking...

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Gloria : I'm gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
Jay : You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say "no" to that question, I want you to use it on me.

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Claire : Shh, shh, shh!
Phil : What's wrong? Why aren't they trying to hurt each other?
Claire : I don't know, but I'm afraid to move.
Haley : You're really good at this.
Luke : Thanks.
Phil : What is happening, Claire?

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Cameron : Mmm.
Mitchell : What do you think?
Cameron : Now, that is a scone.
Mitchell : No butter, nonfat.
Cameron : Shut up. I'm gonna go check on Lily. Dede : Surprise!
Mitchell : Mom!

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Gloria : What's that?
Jay : Sounds like a bird hit the window.
Gloria : Oh, god, that's a bad sign.

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Haley : Ow! That hurt, jerk!
Luke : Ow! I'm gonna kill you, stupid! Haley : Ow!
Claire : What happened?
Phil : Now I'm sad.
Haley : Uhh!

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Dede : Hi, honey.
Mitchell : Hi. I-I didn't know you were in town. You didn't call.
Dede : Well, I couldn't wait to see your new baby. Where is she?
Cameron: Mitchell, who was that?
Mitchell : Uh, it's my mom.
Cameron : Oh, yeah, right. 'cause the last time she was here, the refrigerator magnets rearranged themselves into a penta... Grandma!

Mitchell : Mom...Mom, what are you doing to her legs?
Dede : Tai chi. I did it every day in Sedona. Cameron, you should try it.

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Cameron : Mitchell's mother has a problem...With me. Last Christmas, for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So, to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint.

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Dede : And living in Sedona has been transformational. I get up every morning, and I go to a vortex meditation site and work with a shaman to finally understand how to live my spirituality. Mitchell : Yikes.

Dede : And I've learned that the only way I can move to the next level of my awakening is if we all can somehow get past... the incident.
Mitchell : The incident.
Cameron : Oh, boy.