Fears

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Mitchell : What am I most afraid of? Hmm.., let's see.
Alex : Global warming. And getting a "B"
Claire : The phone ringing in the middle of the night.
Phil : That I'm too much of a perfectionist.
Claire : Honey, this isn't a job interview.
Phil : Oh, man. Job interviews.
Jay : Nothing.
Gloria : Yeah, right. What about the pigeons?
Jay : Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty.
Cameron : Losing Mitchell.
Mitchell : Oh! Hotel bedspreads.
Elena: Never falling in love. ...that was deep.
Haley : Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one and the picture sucks.
Manny : Dying alone.

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Claire : Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes?
Haley : Mom, please, not today.
Claire : I just wanted to know if you found your shoes.
Haley : Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now!
Claire : You need to relax. It's just a driver's test.
Haley : It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again, I have to wait six months to retake it. That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.

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Haley : And then I'm like, "there's no way I'm wearing that." And she was like, "well, if you don't wear it, then you can't play." "like." And then I was like, "well, you know what? That's fine by me."

Claire : Honey!
Haley : "like." And she was like, "well, if you don't play, then..." "like." "like." Mom! Mom!
Claire : Stop! Stop saying "like" all the time!
Haley : You're embarrassing me! Stop it!! Like, like, like, like, like!
Claire : Aah!

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Claire : Mm.
Alex : Haley, found your jacket.
Haley : Why is everyone on me?!
Alex : God!
Claire : Ignore her. She can't focus on two things at once.
Alex : Always a good quality in a driver.
Claire : Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight.
Alex : No, we don't. I'm not going.
Claire : What are you talking about? Why would you not be going to the dance?
Alex : Because school dances are lame. A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are when they're really just a bunch of dorks.

Phil : Ready to go down under, mate?
Luke : Yes.
Alex : What are you doing?
Phil and Luke : Treasure hunting.
Claire : Wow.

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Phil : a few days ago, the cable guy was under the house. When he was leaving, he said to Haley, "wow, that's quite a collection you've got down there." Here's the thing -- we have no idea what he's talking about. All week, Luke and I have been getting more
and more excited about what it could be.

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Luke : I bet it's really cool old magazines.
Phil : Yeah. Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth.
Luke : Or bugs frozen in amber.
Phil : What if it's really expensive bottles of wine?
Luke : Or a suit of armor.
Phil : What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?
Luke : What if it's gold bars?
Phil : Oh, you think?
Claire : For god's sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?

Phil : What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there?Luke : What if it's gold bars?Phil : Oh, you think?Claire : For god's sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?

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