"𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘨𝘰" - 𝘊𝘈𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘜𝘊𝘒𝘌𝘙
Modern Family Fanfiction
All Rights Belong To ABC, Except The Character of Elena Delgado
Mitchell : What am I most afraid of? Hmm.., let's see. Alex : Global warming. And getting a "B" Claire : The phone ringing in the middle of the night. Phil : That I'm too much of a perfectionist. Claire : Honey, this isn't a job interview. Phil : Oh, man. Job interviews. Jay : Nothing. Gloria : Yeah, right. What about the pigeons? Jay : Oh, I don't like them. They're shifty. Cameron : Losing Mitchell. Mitchell : Oh! Hotel bedspreads. Elena: Never falling in love. ...that was deep. Haley : Never getting my driver's license. Or getting one and the picture sucks. Manny : Dying alone.
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Claire : Oh, Haley, sweetie, did you find your shoes? Haley : Mom, please, not today. Claire : I just wanted to know if you found your shoes. Haley : Why are you hounding me? I'm freaking out right now! Claire : You need to relax. It's just a driver's test. Haley : It's my third driver's test, and if I fail again, I have to wait six months to retake it. That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.
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Haley : And then I'm like, "there's no way I'm wearing that." And she was like, "well, if you don't wear it, then you can't play." "like." And then I was like, "well, you know what? That's fine by me."
Claire : Honey! Haley : "like." And she was like, "well, if you don't play, then..." "like." "like." Mom! Mom! Claire : Stop! Stop saying "like" all the time! Haley : You're embarrassing me! Stop it!! Like, like, like, like, like! Claire : Aah!
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Claire : Mm. Alex : Haley, found your jacket. Haley : Why is everyone on me?! Alex : God! Claire : Ignore her. She can't focus on two things at once. Alex : Always a good quality in a driver. Claire : Sweetie, we need to get you some shoes for the dance tonight. Alex : No, we don't. I'm not going. Claire : What are you talking about? Why would you not be going to the dance? Alex : Because school dances are lame. A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are when they're really just a bunch of dorks.
Phil : Ready to go down under, mate? Luke : Yes. Alex : What are you doing? Phil and Luke : Treasure hunting. Claire : Wow.
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Phil : a few days ago, the cable guy was under the house. When he was leaving, he said to Haley, "wow, that's quite a collection you've got down there." Here's the thing -- we have no idea what he's talking about. All week, Luke and I have been getting more and more excited about what it could be.
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Luke : I bet it's really cool old magazines. Phil : Yeah. Or a bunch of necklaces made out of animal teeth. Luke : Or bugs frozen in amber. Phil : What if it's really expensive bottles of wine? Luke : Or a suit of armor. Phil : What if there's ancient Indian arrowheads under there? Luke : What if it's gold bars? Phil : Oh, you think? Claire : For god's sakes, why don't you go under the house and look?
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