AURORA | 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

Up All Night

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Alex : What's the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny : "That's too much cologne."
Elena: "Stop buying shoes."
Haley : "That's how girls end up dead."
Luke : "Don't talk black to me."
Manny : "It's inappropriate because she's your teacher."
Luke : How do you even talk black? Like, end words with "izzle"?
Alex : It's talk back, you idiot.
Luke : Oh.
Alex : "Act more like an adult." What does "act more like an adult" even mean?

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Phil : Look at you. You're soaked. That is so lame! You're the one who wanted to do it!
Claire : What are you two doing?
Phil : I picked up one of those water weasels. You hook it on the end of the hose and it flies around in the air.
Claire : Just...Like a weasel.
Phil : Yeah, look at how awesome. He's so wet.
Luke : I put the weasel in my pants.
Phil : He totally did!
Haley : Dork. Is there a reason why my window is wet?
Phil : Hmm, very difficult to say. Um, I don't know. Up to... ow. Ow!
Claire : What's wrong? Sweetie, are you okay?
Phil : A little... a little twinge. Yeah.
Haley : I'll call 911.
Alex : Maybe the firemen will come.
Phil : No, no! No. No. No!
Alex : Give me it!

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Phil : The firemen in our town have a reputation for being...Hot. Do I resent that? Of course not. These guys are my friends. I play basketball with them. I bake for them. My question is... what's hot?

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Jay: Come on! Let's go! Let's go!
Gloria : We're coming. Manny, it's inappropriate because she's your teacher.
Manny : What's the big deal, anyway?
Jay : It's a surprise, you'll see.
Manny : Oh, my god!
Gloria : Jay, you didn't!
Jay : Yes, I did. I got us into that new Benihana.
Gloria : Huh?
Jay : They got a chef there that can flip a shrimp into his own hat. What the hell?
Manny : Dad!
Javier : There's my boy!
Elena: Dad...
Javier: Theres my princess!
Jay : What the hell is he doing here?
Gloria : Jay.
Jay : No, he was supposed to pick up Manny yesterday and disappointed him again, as usual. Now he just sails in here out of the blue? I don't like the guy. Do I have reasons? Yeah. Good reasons? Yeah. How many reasons do I need? None. I don't like the guy.

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Javier : So, I would have called, but while I was buying this boat for a friend, I got chased out to sea by another boat.
Manny : Were they pirates?
Javier : I didn't stop to ask.
Jay : It's not hard to tell. Did they have curvy swords and sing songs about how fun it is to be a pirate?
Javier : Wow Jay, such a beautiful house, huh?
Jay : So, we were just headed out to dinner.
Javier : What, you think I show up empty-handed? I brought dinner... lobsters!
Manny : Did you catch them with your bare hands!

Javier : No, but I bought them with my bare hands.
Manny : Wow!
Elena: omg.. [whispers under her breath]

Javier : And I have some nice wine, a good Cuban cigar for Jay. Hey, why don't you take a picture of him with your new camera phone?
Manny : I don't have a camera phone.
Javier : You do now.
Manny : Awesome! All this excitement, my heart is just going.
Javier : Now, listen to me, you bring that with you when you come to visit me this summer. We'll go in a race car with my friend, And after that, maybe a bullfight. I know all these guys, the matadors... They are like artists.
Jay : You're quite the bullfight artist yourself.
Gloria : Uh...Manny, Why don't you show your father to the kitchen?
Javier : Por favor, dios mio. Someone put on some music. Tonight, we dance.
Jay : Oh, we're gonna dance. What did he say? Does he need money for the lobsters?
Gloria : Jay, be nice.
Jay : "be nice"? I could be sitting grill-side watching a guy build an onion volcano. Instead, I got Rico Suave in my kitchen and I got a stolen boat in my driveway.
Elena: I means he's not wrong...
Gloria : If it was for me, he'll be out of my life. But it's good for Manny to be with his father.
Jay : I just can't believe you ever fell for that act.
Gloria : Colombians can be very persuasive. They can make you agree to things before you even know it.
Jay : You must have been pretty naive.
Gloria : Yeah, but now I'm with the right man, okay?
Jay : Right.
Gloria : Javier is only going to stay one night.
Jay : Good. Wait. What?