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Pilot

Dunphy Household

Claire: Kids, breakfast! Kids! Ugh, Phil, would you get them?

Phil: (busy on cellphone) Yeah. Just a sec.
Claire: Kids! (drops container) Okay.
Phil: That is so... Kids! Get down here!

Hayley: (enters) Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs? Just text me.

Claire: Alright, that's not gonna happen and wow, you're not wearing that outfit.

Hayley: What's wrong with it?

Claire: Honey, do you have anything to say to your daughter about her skirt?
Phil: (looks up from cellphone) Sorry. Oh yeah, it looks really cute, sweetheart.

Hayley: Thanks.

Claire: No, it's way too short. People know you're a girl; you don't need to prove it to them.

Alex: (enters) Luke got his head is stuck in the banister again.
Phil: I got it. Where's the baby oil?

Claire: It's on our bedside tab- (mutters) I dunno. Find it. (walks into cupboard door) Come on!

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Claire: I was... out of control growing up. There, you know, I said it. I... I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes that I made. If Hayley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half-naked, I've done my job.

Phil: ...Our job.
Claire: Right. I've done our job.

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Soccer Match

Gloria: Bravo, Manny! Kick it, kick it! Don't let him- kick it! Manito!
¡A la derecha! ¡A la derecha!
No! No, no! He tripped him, Jay. Where is the penalty?

[whistle blows]

Elena: Mom come on, can't you just relax a little?
[Gloria looks down at Elena]
Elena Right.. forgot who I was talking too...

Jay: Gloria, they're 0-6. Let's take it down a notch.

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Gloria: We're very different. Jay's from the city, he has big business. I come from a small village – very poor, but very, very beautiful. It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the... what's the word?

Jay: Murders.
Gloria: Yes, the murders.

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Gloria: Manny, stop him!

[Manny waves at a beautiful girl on bicycle, meanwhile the other team scores.]

Teammate: Dammit, Manny.

Mother: Come on, coach. You've gotta take that kid out!

Gloria: You wanna take him out? How about I take you out?

Jay: Honey, honey...