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Great Expectations

Dunphy Household

Phil : Fix that step. Morning.
Claire : I'm still sleeping.
Phil : Happy anniversary.
Claire : And they said we wouldn't last. Phil : Who said that?
Claire : Oh, look at you. You're cute. Phil : Go ahead. Open it.
Claire : What have you done?
Phil : Nothing. Something, nothing. Claire : It's a View-Master.
Phil : Look inside.
Claire : Oh, it's us. Look at how young we are. Oh, God, that perm.
Phil : Yeah, it really framed my face.
Claire : Why is there a picture of a bracelet?
Phil : Must be some kind of a mistake.
Claire : What the heck is that? Oh, Phil, you didn't.
Phil : What? Did he? Did he?
Claire : It's beautiful. Oh, sweetie, I love it. Okay, your turn.
Phil : My turn? Where is it?
Claire : It's on the bureau.
Phil : I'm surprised I didn't see it. Where?
Claire : There, the red envelope.
Phil : It's a... card.
Claire : That's where you're wrong.
Phil : I am so excited. Coupons for... five... free... hugs.
Claire : You don't like it?
Phil : Are you kidding me? I love it. It's so creative. Coupons for hugs, which are usually free, but this makes it official, which is so great.
Claire : I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you're impossible to buy for. You never want anything.

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Tucker-Pritchett Houshold

Phil : Things I want... Robot dog, night-vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife, but she sucks at giving gifts. I'm sorry for the pay-channel language, but... Yogurt maker. I can't not think of things I want.

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Cameron : Can't tell if she needs a diaper change.
Mitchell : I think we'd be able to tell.
Cameron : No, with these diapers, it's hard to tell. Triple leakage protection.
Mitchell : Leak lock... contours to protect her little body.
Cameron : No gapping or chapping.
Mitchell : Do you think that maybe we need a...
Cameron : Night out? Yes.
Mitchell : Just a few hours with a couple of adults, a few drinks, no baby talk. I think, it'll make us better parents.
Cameron : Stop drilling. You've struck oil. We'll get Elena or Gloria to babysit. We're going out.
Mitchell : You got some spittle.
Cameron : Do I? You know who'd be fun to call? Sal.
Mitchell : Sal!
Cameron : Raise the roof, Lily. We're calling Sal.

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Cameron : Sal is our very best friend in the whole wide world. The reason we love her so much is she has absolutely no inhibitions, and that's before she starts drinking. Hanging out with her is like an Amsterdam Saturday night every day of the week.
Mitchell : And, ironically, Sal's not allowed back into Amsterdam, any day of the week.

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Pritchett Household

Gloria : Of course we would love to have the baby, all the other cousins are sleeping over tonight.
Jay : The more, the merrier.
Gloria : See you tonight. Bye-bye.
Manny : Is Haley still coming?
[Elena hits Manny with his newspaper]
Elena : You're related! Knock it off or I will spray you with the hose.

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Jay : All the grandkids are coming over for "Jay's
night." Family tradition. Everybody wears PJ's, which they love. I make my famous Sloppy Jays, which are really Sloppy Joes, but made by Jay, which they love. And then we watch a western together, which they don't care for, but, hey, it's "Jay's night."