AURORA | 𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢

Undeck The Halls

Haley : Do we really have to wear these ugly sweaters? Claire : It's just until grandma can see them.
Luke : My neck hole is too small.
Alex : Mine's itchy.
Luke : I'd rather be itchy than choky.

Claire : Come on, Phil. Hurry up.
Phil : Okay, here we go. Connecting. Come in, Florida! Over! Mom? Dad?
Frank : Hello, Phillip.
All: Merry Christmas eve!
Frank : Merry Christmas eve!
Phil : A little... little lower, dad.
Frank : Merry Christmas eve.
Claire : Thank you... thanks for the sweaters!
Frank : Oh, you're welcome. You look beautiful in them, darling. Phil : Where's mom?
Frank : Mom is sinking fast. She's in the bathtub.
Phil : They have that claw foot. I know, yeah. Hey, pops, here's the tree. And, uh, there... there's the, uh... There's the ornament you sent us.
Claire : Right here. Right here.
Phil : There are the stockings, Hung by the chimney by Claire.
Frank : Oh, still funny, son.

Claire : What the hell is that? What is that? That looks like a cigarette burn. Was one of you smoking a cigarette?
Kids : No.
Claire : Which one of you was smoking?
Phil : Not me. I have a respiratory problem.
Claire : Obviously, it wasn't you. Now I've got a family of liars and smokers.
Frank : Honey, come here. You got to see this.
Claire : Did you shoplift your Christmas presents, too? Haley, keep that ugly sweater on.
Phil : Anyway... Merry Christmas!

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Jay : Are you crying?
Manny : What are you, a robot?
Jay : It's a deeply emotional movie.
Gloria : Elena, Manny, mi amor, I need you to help me in the kitchen.
Jay : We got to finish this first, Gloria. They've never seen "miracle on 34th street.
Gloria : That's because they always spends Christmas in Colombia With my family. And all we see there is "Salazar and el oso save Christmas."
Jay : Sounds like a classic.
Gloria : It is.
Manny : Mom, can we finish the movie?
Gloria : Okay.
Jay : Aah! What the hell is that? What the hell is that?
Manny : Inocente!
Elena: Haha, you should've seen your face!
Jay : What the hell?
Manny : When you told me we were going to watch this movie, I got a joke copy from the internet. You are the inocente!
Jay : Well, maybe I'm a little confused right now. What is this inocente stuff?
Gloria : In Colombia, practical jokes are a Christmas tradition. The one that is fooled is the inocente!
Jay : We tell practical jokes on April fool's day. Do not do that again. Inocente. Does it do it again? Ah, it's ruined.

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Mitchell : Are you kidding me with this line? I'm gonna ask Santa for the last 45 minutes of my life back.
Cameron : Oh, would you cheer up? We're in Santa's village with our daughter. Where were we a year ago?
Mitchell : Uh, we were at the beginning of this line.
Cameron : Okay, you know what? Somebody needs to get in the holiday... Son of a bitch.
Mitchell : Maybe it's not them. Cameron : Oh, it's them. It's them.

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Cameron : Three years ago, I formed a caroling group. We were known as "the Greensleevers." We would perform at charity events, hospitals.
Mitchell : And they were very, very popular.
Cameron : Uh, last year... One of my carolers... Andrew... Staged a little coup... and, he, um...
Mitchell : They kicked Cameron out of the group.

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Andrew : Thank you. We're the new Greensleevers.
Cameron : The new Greensleevers? Is there a slap mark on my face? I mean, why is Edna singing the low harmony? It's like people are applauding out of shock.
Mitchell : Let it go.
Elf : Okay, next.
Mitchell : Oh, finally. Whoa. Um, I'm sorry. Can I... could... could you... What happened to the other Santa? Listen, we've been waiting in this line for a really long time, and we just want a Santa that actually looks like Santa.
Cameron : Mitchell, it's okay.
Mitchell : No, no, no, Cam. It's not okay. This is Lily's first Christmas. I want to make sure everything is perfect. And we're gonna wait for the fat Santa.
Elf : I knew this would happen. I-I don't even know why we hired this guy.
Mitchell : See? Even his elf agrees with me. Thank you.
Cameron : I didn't know Christmas made you so petty. Lackluster! I hate you!