Moon Landing

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Claire : Hmm, these pancakes smell great.
Phil : What are you doing with those?
Alex : Luke and I are doing a recycling drive. If we collect enough bottles, they build a school in Africa.
Luke : Wouldn't that be so cool to go to a school made out of bottles?

Alex : That would certainly be a special school. Did you hear what I said, parents... "special school"?
Haley : Okay. Nobody make a big deal about it, but I just broke up with Dylan.
Phil : No!
Claire : Oh, my gosh. Are you okay, honey?
Haley : Yeah, I'm fine. I just... I need to date someone who has a clue, instead of an idiot who bangs his head every time he rides his bike out of his garage. Every time.
Phil : I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry for both of you. I'll have to text him later.

Claire : Mm. I got to jump in the shower. I'm gonna be late.
Luke : Where are you going?
Claire : I'm going to meet my friend Valerie. I haven't seen her in 15 years. We used to work together.
Luke : You worked?
Claire : Mm-hmm.
Luke : I can't imagine you working.

Phil : Luke, let me tell you something. That is very offensive to women. Your mom works very hard... Just now, she works for us. Claire : I will have you know that I had quite the little career going. I was an account manager at Starcrest Hotels. I had a little cubicle, And I... and I wore my tennis shoes to work and changed into my work pumps. It was very "working girl."
Phil : That's movie's so cl.
Claire : Mm-hmm. I don't mind saying, I was making quite a splash.

Alex : Well, then, why'd you quit?
Claire : Well, Haley, call me old-fashioned, But I wanted to focus on raising a family, so...I married your dad.
Phil : And five months later, we... Were...Four months away from having this little bundle of joy.
Claire : Mm-hmm.

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Gloria : There's my lawyer!

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Mitchell : Gloria got into a little car accident, So my dad asked me to help her out. And, uh, this is the first time that my dad's asked me for legal advice, and it's... it's nice. It's nice to know that he respects me in that way.
Cameron : Well, Mitchell is an amazing lawyer. My dream for him is that one day he'll be on the supreme court.
Mitchell : Why, Cam?
Cameron : So at parties, I can tell everyone my partner is one of the Supremes.

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Cameron : There he is! The steely, grizzled veteran ready to do battle with the plucky upstart. Speed versus grace. Brute force versus...
Jay : Let's just do this.

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Cameron : Jay and I are both gym rats. I love the sauna that's the dry heat... And the steam... wet. And, of course, I am just a kook for racquetball... Club champ two years in a row, Tonganoxie, Missouri, rec center. So, naturally, Jay and I have been trying for month to get together to bang the old hollow rubber ball around.

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Jay : I have been avoiding this day like the plague. I mean, part of going to the gym is the locker-room atmosphere. And if I'm there with a gay guy, it's just not gonna be the same. I mean, for me, it's a locker room. For him, it's a showroom. She doesn't get it.

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