Niall: why am I in a blue dress....
Sonia : no more time !!! Wait....thats what the bunny says .....right ?
Niall: Idk
Louis : JUST FOLLOW THE DAMN BUNNY !!!
Niall : k fine calm yo tits.....
Niall follows the Sonia bunny and he falls inside the hole.
Niall : WHAT THE HELLL !!!!
Ashton : hey don't swear !!!
Niall: wut .... Ashton what are you wearing
Ashton : its wonderland bish.... * tries to roll away but fails *
Niall: okkkkkkkk
* this is different than the actual Wonderland *
Anya : AKNZJSNSZJJSNSKSOLAJDNDJSNDNDJDJSNJ * twitches *
Niall: WHAT.....
Meylin : FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!
Liam : bish this is wonderland not the Land of Oz or some shiz
Jordan: get your places right * sassy snap *
Meylin : I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!!
Calum : well you can stop.....
Meylin : ;-;
Demi : where's Miriam .....
Miriam : I AM HERE BISHESSSSSSSSSS * enters by riding a flying monkey *
Liam : THIS IS NOT THE LAND OF OZ !!!!! ITS FRIGGIN WONDERLAND!!!
Harry : calm yo tits bish
Edward : Harry .... how many times do I have to say that yOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER !!!
Harry : I didn't choose the thug life .... the thug life CHOSE MEEEEEEEEE
Meylin : ;-;
Niall: ........... sooo.......... What do I do.....
Liam : you must follow- * gets shoved by Miriam *
Miriam : YOU FOLLOW THIS PATH UNTIL YOU FIND THE MAD HATTER AND SH*T
Niall: thanks ..... I guess
Niall walks through the forest when he sees a creepy smile.
? : what is a cute little blondie like you doing here ? Oh its just Niall
Niall: bish excuse me I AM HOT
Louis : ok look I'm a kitty .... I would rather be a pigeon and join Kevin but noooo and therefore I am hotter than youuuuuu
Niall: whatever ......
?: oh yes yes !! More tea !!
? : yayyyy mouse DAFUQ ARE YOU DOING ?!
Mouse : eating pastries dafuq does it look like I'm doing
Michael : ALICE !!!
Niall : Im not Alice Im Niall
Michael : oh so you're the gay version of Alice
Niall : forget you GAHHHHH WHO IS SHE ?!
Michael : THE RED QUEENNNNNNNN !!! TAKE ALICEEEEEEEE OR NIALL THE GAY VERSION OF ALICEEEEE
Niall: BRUH
Anna : BOW DOWN PEASANT I AM THE RED QUEEN !!!!
Harry : ewww who dat hoe
Anna : eewww its Harry
Harry : TRY ME I CAN FREAKING BEAT YOU UP !!
Anna : DREWWWWWWW
Bad guy Drew : wasupp
Anna : beat them up!
Edward : Bish you again .....
Bad guy Drew : yeah tis m-
Meylin hits him
Meylin : you're welcome
Niall : sooo can I go home now......
Meylin : you can wake up now.....
Niall: dafuq
Everyone except Niall : WAKE UP BISH
Niall : * wakes up * wha.....
Meylin: bro you ok ?
Niall : whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
Miriam : DAMNIT TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!!
Niall: you are the crazy caterpillar
Miriam : what
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