Niall in wonderland

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Niall: why am I in a blue dress....

Sonia : no more time !!! Wait....thats what the bunny says .....right ?

Niall: Idk

Louis : JUST FOLLOW THE DAMN BUNNY !!!

Niall : k fine calm yo tits.....

Niall follows the Sonia bunny and he falls inside the hole.

Niall : WHAT THE HELLL !!!!

Ashton : hey don't swear !!!

Niall: wut .... Ashton what are you wearing

Ashton : its wonderland bish.... * tries to roll away but fails *

Niall: okkkkkkkk

* this is different than the actual Wonderland *

Anya : AKNZJSNSZJJSNSKSOLAJDNDJSNDNDJDJSNJ * twitches *

Niall: WHAT.....

Meylin : FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!

Liam : bish this is wonderland not the Land of Oz or some shiz

Jordan: get your places right * sassy snap *

Meylin : I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!!

Calum : well you can stop.....

Meylin : ;-;

Demi : where's Miriam .....

Miriam : I AM HERE BISHESSSSSSSSSS * enters by riding a flying monkey *

Liam : THIS IS NOT THE LAND OF OZ !!!!! ITS FRIGGIN WONDERLAND!!!

Harry : calm yo tits bish

Edward : Harry .... how many times do I have to say that yOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER !!!

Harry : I didn't choose the thug life .... the thug life CHOSE MEEEEEEEEE

Meylin : ;-;

Niall: ........... sooo.......... What do I do.....

Liam : you must follow- * gets shoved by Miriam *

Miriam : YOU FOLLOW THIS PATH UNTIL YOU FIND THE MAD HATTER AND SH*T

Niall: thanks ..... I guess

Niall walks through the forest when he sees a creepy smile.

? : what is a cute little blondie like you doing here ? Oh its just Niall

Niall: bish excuse me I AM HOT

Louis : ok look I'm a kitty .... I would rather be a pigeon and join Kevin but noooo and therefore I am hotter than youuuuuu

Niall: whatever ......

?: oh yes yes !! More tea !!

? : yayyyy mouse DAFUQ ARE YOU DOING ?!

Mouse : eating pastries dafuq does it look like I'm doing

Michael : ALICE !!!

Niall : Im not Alice Im Niall

Michael : oh so you're the gay version of Alice

Niall : forget you GAHHHHH WHO IS SHE ?!

Michael : THE RED QUEENNNNNNNN !!! TAKE ALICEEEEEEEE OR NIALL THE GAY VERSION OF ALICEEEEE

Niall: BRUH

Anna : BOW DOWN PEASANT I AM THE RED QUEEN !!!!

Harry : ewww who dat hoe

Anna : eewww its Harry

Harry : TRY ME I CAN FREAKING BEAT YOU UP !!

Anna : DREWWWWWWW

Bad guy Drew : wasupp

Anna : beat them up!

Edward : Bish you again .....

Bad guy Drew : yeah tis m-

Meylin hits him

Meylin : you're welcome

Niall : sooo can I go home now......

Meylin : you can wake up now.....

Niall: dafuq

Everyone except Niall : WAKE UP BISH

Niall : * wakes up * wha.....

Meylin: bro you ok ?

Niall : whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Miriam : DAMNIT TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!!!

Niall: you are the crazy caterpillar

Miriam : what

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