Ashton : ugh literally those kids wouldn't stop knocking !
Meylin : Michael !!! You sure you didn't give the kids drugs ....? Ya know .... Since they were giving those gummy bear drugs ... That were like three times as big as the original gummy bear ...?
Michael : * looks down at his gummy bear bag * CR- * faints*
Everyone :.........................
Sonia : ...... Oh well ..... Guess imma have to search for a new one ... * drives outta town and drops Michael down at Build-a-boyfriend and orders a new one *
Everyone : -_-
CALUM : hey why was Louis and Miriam torturing the kids ?
Miriam : we didn't torture them?
Louis ; yeah it was actually me
Everyone: ??????
* flashback *
Kids : * knock knock *
Riley ; OH MY GOD MAKE THEM STOP ITS HORRIBLE AND ANNOYING !!!
Louis : hold up I got this !!
Kids : trick or treat !
Louis : ok ! Just wait until I ge- TRICK THESE ARE FIRE SNAKES AND SPIDERS TRY COMING TO OUR HOUSE AGAIN
kids : * screaming likes sissies ...... I would too ....*
*end of flashback *
Louis : and I'm quite proud of what I did ...!
Jordan : I would have done the same thing ! Unfortunately I was out !
Liam : with who ?!
Jordan : with my family-
Liam : EXCUSES !!!!
Jordan : ....??
Luke : hey guys -
Larry leader Niall : ITS THE BOY !!
Luke :.......
Nathan : well technically it's the AU
Larry leader Niall : BUT ITS NO EXCUSE WHAT HE DID WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ?! GOING OUT WITH ARZAZZAXZXA WHATEVER HER NAME IS SHE MADE YOU SMOKE POT WHICH I REMIND YOU LIZ DOES NOT APROVE OF -
Hannah : guys -
Larryxziall234: I KNOW LUKE HAMMINGS HOW COUPD YOU ?! CHEATING ON ASHTON LIKE THAT ?!
Ashton : what the -
Larryxziall234: ASHTON IS A BABE HOW COULD YOU HURT HIS FEELINGS ?!
Hannah : guys-
Larryxziall234: you know what ..? I don't even ship Lashton ..... Why am I saying this ?! OH WHATEVER HOW COULD YOU HURT THE BAND ?!
Ashton : .......
Nathan : I mean God Luke why you gotta be such a weirdo
Luke : but I'm with Talia ...?
Hannah : guys -
Everyone: SHUT UP HANNAH
Hannah : geez I'm just saying that we need to get Harry and Edward from Germany and Marcel from wherever he is
Anya : Oh ...? They didn't come home yesterday ?
Hannah : no
Real Zayn : hoi
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