Miriam : ......................
Louis:....................
Meylin : who killed our author..........
xXAtsuko-chanXx : pathetic author
Liam : IT WAS YOU !!!!!
xXAtsuko-chanXx : It is what it is
Larry leader Niall : LOUIS TATTOO REFERENCE
Louis : what........ I only have the oops and pac man and stag and heart and cup of tea tattoo I don't have a tattoo that says that........
Larry leader Niall : you don't know anything......
Louis : ok ........
Talia : so are we gonna bury her ?
xXAtsuko-chanXx : BURN HER TO THE ASHES BURN HER TO THE GROUND SHE BE A TRAITOR
Everybody : wtf
Michael : take Luke
Luke : what
Michael : sHUT UP LUKE
Ashton : but she could give me chocolate milk..... Can I not have chocolate milk now ?
xXAtsuko-chanXx : no but I can
Nathan : uh according to the author rule the author has to have an heir to her throne as author if she dies or something else happens ...... Unfortunately she didn't think she'd die at such an age so she hasn't given her authority to anyone so you cannot take over this book ..... In other words this book and her other unfinished books are to be abandoned
Larry leader Niall : so you have the remaining 5 minutes of freedom until you're book is cut off
Zayn : what?! But what happens to us ?!
Captain Liam : you die or live but you're forgotten and live no where but darkness and you will rot and descend into darkness
Everybody:.................
Meylin : GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jordan : ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ?! WE ARE GONNA DIE ! AND ITS YOUR FAULT !!!
xXAtsuko-chanXx : I-I didn't mean for this to happen
Larry leader Niall : yes and because of your little scandal these characters are leaving and you shall never hear about what happens to them
Marcel : well we at least have to pay a tribute to her
Harry : she always said that she wanted to die like a hunter
Edward : dafuq
Miriam : you basically wrap her in cloth and make some kind of table with wood and lay her on top and burn it
Everyone: what the f***********************ck
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Marcel : we are here today to say goodbye to our creator- who was slightly awful and annoying but still good to us - who was killed * eyes xXAtsuko-chanXx and her fans * by some merciless people and in memory we have three people who have eulogies
Jordan : so basically she created me to be a b*tch and I'm guessing she was like " Nah" and let me be good and have friends and a boyfriend
Michael : she basically let me bully Luke which is awesome-
Luke : hey !
Michael : sHUT UP LUKE ! Anyway I guess she gave me a good girl and good friends and uh.......pizza too......and uh......video games and a chance to work at Starbucks too -thats awesome - and at least she let me bully Luke did I say that ? No I didn't ok whatevs uh...... I miss you...? Whatevs ok but this sucks now cuz thanks to Atsuko now I can't play video games or eat pizza or work at Starbucks or bully Luke which is awful but whatevs rest in pie blah blah blah blah goodbye
Meylin : uh .......... Well I guess she made my life great -ok no wait not great she made my life depressing but whatever - uh she was funny I guess Idk but - uh.................. wE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO REHEARSE WHAT THE F*CK ?!
Ashton : hey don't f*cking swear !!
Riley : haha we aren't even wearing black we're in flipping bright clothes
Calum : oh this was a funeral ? Aw sorry llama you gotta go
Llama : asksksmjxjxjsjsjdjdjd
Translation:
F*ck this sh*t I didn't ask for this all I wanted was to f*cking find a f*cking sheep
Hannah : this is a happy funeral
Miriam : only one minute left !
Anna : aw Imma die I'm too young to die
Jordan : wait I just thought of something.......
Everyone: what
Jordan : if she's dead ........ THEN WHO THE F*CK IS WRITING THIS ?!
Larryxziall234: I KNEW YOU GUYS DIDNT CARE !! WTF ! AS PUNISHMENT I WILL PLUNGE YOU INTO DARKNESS AND LEAVE YOU THERE UNTIL I UPDATE LIKE IN A YEAR OR TWO !! ATSUKO !
xXAtsuko-chanXx : * whimpers*
Larryxziall234: BE GONE FOE !!
* makes her disappear*
Everyone: dafuq
And thats how my characters went to Hawaii to have a vacation and how Atsuko continued to live because since I'm nice I didn't kill her
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