Etsuko: finally
Etsuko: we finished unpacking!
Niall: oh thank god
Jordan: You didn't even do anything?
Niall: I was on the cheer team
Jordan: Niall literally nobody is in your made up cheer team
Niall: ......
Niall: it was a solo act
Jordan:
Etsuko: anyway, now that we're done and the other two houses are done, we can finally get a br-
Calum: THE BILLS ARE HERE
Atsuko: and you're helping me with them
Etsuko: bUT WE ONLY JUST MOVED HERE??
Atsuko: yeah well one of the first things the kids did was set up the wifi and all that good stuff
Atsuko: and that is why it took so much
Etsuko: *lips start to wobble*
*somewhere in the NEW GARDEN*
N: we should take them out
Leo: Liam and Michael? Yeah great minds think alike
N: nO
N: although that doesn't sound like a bad idea
N: wait wouldn't we technically need to take out Yoongi too?
Leo: no
N: why?
Leo: he waited for her
Leo: he's proven to me that he's worth not being taken out
N: oh
N: kay
N: well anyway I meant like take our wives out on a date
Leo: double date?
N: sure why not
Leo: do you think that's a good idea
N: oh yeah....
*trip to memory lane*
Etsuko: *drunk* yOu Know wHat
Etsuko: I LoVe mY bAbIeS *hiccup*
Etsuko: bUt I wILL cUt a hoE iF thEy mAkE
Etsuko: mE bAiL tHem ouT agaIn *sobs*
Taeksuko: *in their own little world and taek trying to frantically call a cab cuz Atsuko drank again*
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