Harry: So Edward do you remember Atsuko and I's wedding
Edward : -.-
Harry : you were the flower boy
Edward : -.-
Harry : and in fact you were also the ones who gave us the rings
Edward : (￣◇￣;)
Harry : and you were also the one who purposely hid the rings
Edward : (゜-゜)
Harry : an you were also the one who hit the priest that was giving us the marriage bonding thingy
Edward : (*￣з￣)
Harry : and you were the one who punched our car's tires so we couldn't go to our honeymoon destination
Edward : |(￣3￣)|
Harry : and you cried while holding onto your mother's leg as we sealed our marriage with a kiss
Edward : ◲◱ oh look at that dust bunny ◦
Harry : and you were the one who canceled our flight to the Bahamas
Atsuko : uh Harry we never went to the Bahamas
Harry : its Honey to you
Atsuko : |(￣3￣)|
Harry : Edward if we hadn't had done anything these beautiful creatures wouldn't have been born
Talia, Calum, Ashton, Luke,Michael : * trying to solve a 1+1 problem *
Sonia : I still wonder how Luke and Michael got into college
Harry : a few money bribes and we're done
Everyone : *slowly looks at Atsuko *
Atsuko : what?
*~*
Jeff : so............ Michael pass me a bread roll
Michael : AUNT MIRIAMMMMMMMM THIS LLAMA IS BOTHERING MEEEEEEE
Miriam : DAMMIT SONIA TAKE CARE OF THAT LLAMA
Jeff : lolololoolololololololo
Zayn : hey guys instead of fighting how about we talk about our favorite moments? As a family
Larryxziall234: my favorite moment was when I told my kids they were adopted
Everyone :................
Sonia : I liked it when I got my llama
Everyone :.............
Edward : I liked it when I killed my uncle Harry and took over as Atsuko's husband
Everyone :..........................
Edward : it was as if my life was complete
Everyone :...........
Harry : I liked it when Atsuko turned into my wife
Atsuko : OK Harry calm down now
Harry : have I told you guys how I always sleep later than her so I can see her sleeping and take photos of her
Everyone : o.o
Atsuko : I feel violated
Edward : if it means that Atsuko is my aunt then she's my favorite aunt *throws Anya off of her seat and cuddles with Atsuko *
Larryxziall234: hEY NOW BOI DON'T GO ALL THROWING MY ADOPTED DAUGHTER OFF HER SEAT
Anya : *gasps* d-does this m-mean tha-at sh-she finally loves me?! *tears up *
Larryxziall234: IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO HER THEN WHO'LL MAKE ME FOOD?!
Anya : SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE ME TO AN ORPHANAGE
Harry : so honey can I have a kiss
Atsuko : no you have a mouthful of food that's disgusting
Harry : but I'm your husband
Jung Taekwoon : ExCuSe Me ThAtS mY wIfE yOu'Re TaLkInG tO
Harry : AND WHO SAID THAT YOU FREAK?! ATSUKO LOVES ME SO THAT MEANS SHE'LL ALWAYS PICK ME!
Atsuko : brb guys gotta stop playing house need to go to my husband
Jung Taekwoon : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harry : *guffawed*
Edward : *guffawed *
Zayn : IF SHE'S MEYLIN THEN THAT MEANS SHE'S MY SISTER SO THAT MEANS NO ONE GETS TO HAVE HER
*Zayn, Taekwoon, Harry, Edward fighting *
Luke : well Mom you certainly have your pick of the litter
Everyone : yep
Jeff : pass the bread rolls no
Miriam : you know what Louis?
Louis : what?
Miriam : get the knife and the pan cUZ WE ARE MAKING A LLAMA BEEF STEW
Jeff : trololololololololoolol byezzzz
*~*
Atsuko : let's go Taekwoon
Taekwoon : who are these children they're so cute
Atsuko : they're my children Talia, Calum, Ashton, Luke, and Michael
Taekwoon : hmm OK let's go
Haekyon : oh hey look! Its Taekeoonie's wife!
Hongbin : and their children?
Ravi : doesn't matter they're still our family
Ken : let's go!
Hyuk : hey who's that curly - haired guys sulking?
Ashton : that was our dad and our cousin
Harry : ;-; why is she leaving me for him?!
Larryxziall234: maybe cuz she prefers him over you
Harry and Edward : sulking
Larryxziall234: so children who are adopted ThAtS your dad!
Haekyon :?????? Ewwwww who are you?
Larryxziall234: well....... He was your dad
*~*
Riley : hEY guys! Atsuko sent us a postcard from Korea!
Harry : LEMME SEEE
Edward : NEPHEWS FIRST!!!
Riley : whoa! Chill! It says that we're invited to her anniversary party
Harry and Edward :................ EXCUSE ME?!?!??!
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