Etsuko: WHERES THE PEASANT
Atsuko: hey I came back from the clinic right-
Etsuko: SHUTUFIGIFO *starts to cry*
Louis: why are you crying my wife?
Etsuko: LOUIS I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR SUCKY ATTEMPTS AT FLIRTING
Louis: that wasn't flirting though but okay-
N: IM HERE
Etsuko: *screeches and pounces on him* YOU WILL REGRETTYDU
N: WHAT DID I DOOOOO
Atsuko: ._.
Sonia: hey mom what's wrong
Lay: why is mom paler than usual
Hongbin: told you my theory on her being a vampire turned by Leo was real
V: I don't see the bite tho?
Jhope: maybe he bit her somewhere we can't see?
Atsuko: CHA ETSUKO I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU
Etsuko: NOT YET I NEED TO BEAT HIM UP
N: *crying as he still doesn't know whats wrong*
*In the closet*
Larry Leader Niall: hey why are you here-
Etsuko: SHUT UP YOU
Larry Leader Niall: well then
Nathan: hey Niall so more fans are leaving the fandom-
Etsuko: *hisses*
Nathan: *runs out as fast as he can*
Atsuko: so I went to the doctor righttt
Etsuko: uh-huh
Atsuko: and I'm pregnant
Etsuko: bestia me too
Atsuko: :D
Atsuko: Did you get drunk too?
Etsuko: SOME PEOPLE DO IT WITHOUT BEING DRUNK SMH
Atsuko: .-.
Etsuko: anyway.... so you preggers
Atsuko: apparently
Etsuko: okay wow how we gonna do this
Atsuko: idk bro
Etsuko: .....
Atsuko: should we tell the others orr....
Etsuko: the squads oh crap
Atsuko: OH MY GOD THE SQUADS
*~*
jeff: do you think they'll get mad at us ?
Michael: probs
Jeff: was it worth it then?
Michael: idk...
Jeff: hm,
Jungkook: hey so when can i get out?
Jeff: shush kook eat your mashed bananas
Jungkook: .....
*~*
Etsuko: *Glaring at N*
Atsuko: *Glaring at Leo*
Leo: What'd we do now
N: I swear I didn't do anything
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