Etsuko: *slams door open* how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten providence impoverished in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?!
Etsuko: *breaks table* THE TEN DOLLAR FOUNDING FATHER WITHOUT A FATHER WENT A LOT FARTHER BY BEING A LOT SMARTER, BY BEING A SELF STARTER BY FOURTEEN THEY PLACED HIM IN CHARGE OF A TRADING CHARTER
Etsuko: *wreaking havoc while screeching Hamilton lyrics*
Sonia: so that's where we get our destruction abilities from
Chanyeol: lol yup
N: leave your mother be guys... She's just over excited
Atsuko: *glaring at her cousin in hatred*
Niall: why are you glaring at her?
Atsuko: because.... She's been bothering me about this.... So much
Louis: Hamilton is actually a pretty good musical-*is slammed into the wall by Atsuko*
Atsuko: *runs over to her cousin with an axe*
Liam: oH MY FODODOC
Jordan: MOM THATS MY JOB
Etsuko: Awesome! Wow! *hits Atsuko with a bat*
Leo: DID YOU JUST- *begins to run but slips on a banana*
Atsuko: sTOP SINGING HAMILTON
Etsuko: LEAVE ME ALONE SIIDIDIFI
Atsuko: UGHSUDJDIIDODODIEOE *tries to swing axe again*
Etsuko: *brings out gun and shoots axe* bRAHH BRAHH I AM HERCULES MULLIGAN
Niall: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE DECIEVED US ALL!! WHERE IS THE REAL CHA ETSUKO
N: wow remember when she used to sing vixx songs yeah I do too
Etsuko: *hits Luke* ELIZA DESERVED BETTER
Etsuko: *breaks window* ANGELICA DESERVED BETTER
Etsuko: *breaks down crying* PHILIP DESERVED BETTER AHISJDJDOC
Zayn: *slams down money* I bet 15 that Etsuko will get over her breakdown in 10 seconds
Riley: I bet 20 in 5 seconds!!
Etsuko: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9!!!
Etsuko: ITS THE TEN DUAL COMMANDMENTS
Riley: pay up peasant
Atsuko: PLEASE JUST SHUT UP *shuts herself in her room*
Everyone else: TAKE US WITH YOU!!
*~*
Atsuko: *is remembering when BTS were babies*
Etsuko: hey so I got over Hamilton
Atsuko: about time
Etsuko: anyway
Etsuko: what do we do now
Atsuko: remember when BTS were babies
Etsuko: yeah.... *cries*
Jimin: hey mom , Chanyeol wanted cookies but Jungkook got offended that he wanted to eat his own family and Jeff hit Chanyeol for offending Jungkook and Michael and Sonia went on a date but I'm pretty sure they went to go steal the cinammon man's cinammon
Atsuko: *remembers naked Jimin*
Atsuko: * slams head on table*
Jimin: *blushes and slowly walked out*
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