Character Chats!

El Dorado

Taeksuko : ah it's so great coming back home from vacation

Miriam : uh ...... You were stuck in a mental hospital for about two weeks tho

Atsuko: child hush

Everyone:.......

Taeksuko : anyway , so what do we have planned for today ?

Jeff : I just want to point out that I feel bad for Exo , especially Tao and Luhan and Kris

Exo : ??

Sonia : why Jeff ?

Jeff : because they never found El Dorado

Everyone:.......

Kris : you do know I wasn't ther-

Jeff : why did they not find El Dorado ?!

Sonia : come to think of it ..... It isn't impossible!

Michael : yeah I mean they even made that one movie for it

Michael : The Road to El Dorado

Liam : you do realize that's an animated movie

Michael : bAsEd oN a rEaL eXpErIeNcE

J-Hope : how is it real tho ?!

Hongbin: it's just a myth you know that right

Jeff : I propose we help Exo find El Dorado

Taeksuko: MEHHH nahhhh

Jeff : guys pack up ! We're going to Spain !

Atsuko : how do you even know it's in Spain ?!

Jeff : well I mean the guys are from Spain and then they get trapped in the ship and they escape and they stay in the ocean for a bit and bOOM THEYRE IN EL DORADO

Everyone:........

Jeff : pACK UP PEASANTS

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Jeff : humph why couldn't Luke and the others come with us

Taeksuko : because they're not stupid enough to follow you

Jeff : you just called yourself stupid ya know that right

Taeksuko: let me tell you something Jeff

Taeksuko: the people who are here were dragged along because you and Sonia and Michael drugged us and dragged us to Spain

Atsuko : I feel really violated btw

Leo : let's just get this over with

Baekhyun : we have no purpose here why the heck would you bring us here

Michael : we're doing you a favor ! We're helping you find El Dorado

Exo : itS jUst A mYtH

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Jeff : whoo ..... Well that was unexpected

Sonia : we had no reason to be here

Pirate : any last words ?!

Jeff : yes

Jeff : fellow primates