Etsuko: it's 2017
Jordan: yeah I know
Etsuko: which means another year with our birthdays
Jordan: ?? We don't celebrate them tho
Etsuko: which means one year closer to our death
Jordan:..... holy crap you're right
Luke: why are talking about this it's already tricking January 13
N: aigoo it's January...... disgusting
Niall: why do you hate January?
N: because it's the beginning of a new year.... which means a year closer to my military enlistment
*plate is dropped *
*eerie silence*
Everyone: 0.0
Etsuko:.....
Atsuko:.......
Authors: our husbands..... are turning 27 this year.....
Authors: military..... enlistment.....
Everyone: 0.0
*screeches*
Suga: anyway yeah whatever your love life sucks so what
Suga: I entered 2017 alone YOU peasants
BTS: it's not our fault!
Jin: your damn ear got sick!
Suga: EXCUSE YOU MY EAR IS AMAZING DONT YELL AT IT YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS
Jin: IM THE HYUNG
Suga: SORRY hyung
Etsuko: anyway.... let's talk about 2016!
Sonia: why would we want to talk about the devil
Jungkook: that is the most accurate description of 2016
Sonia: sorry I don't play with demons *flips hair*
Etsuko: smh guys shut up
Jordan: my favorite time was when Etsuko and Hakyeon finally resolved all the couple troubles and married
Etsuko squad:......
Jordan: Etsuko squad must think the opposite
Jin: hehehehe.....
Rapmon : and Jin hyung CANT forget Jin hyung
Everyone:??
Jin: excuse me while I go talk with the leader
* later*
Hongbin: i feel bad for Namjoon
Jeff: it's been like an hour and I can still hear his screams
Talia: he must be good at high notes then
BTS: oh god no he sucks
Hyuk: pfft
EXO: *pops in*
Kai: WHAT UP PEASANTS YOUR FAVORITE SEXY GOD IS HERE
Suho: Kai stop you're humiliating everyone including yourself
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