The hater club

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Zayn : HARRY STOP HUGGING MEYL- * gets shoved into the closet by Edward *

Larry leader Niall : WHO THE HECK LET THE CLOSET LOCK OPEN ?!

Larryxziall234: CASTAWAY OOOOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOO

Michael : STOP SINGING THAT SONG !!! ITS ANNOYING

Larryxziall234: MUST I REMIND U THAT THAT SONG IS YOUR SONG IN YOUR NEW ALBUM !!!!!

Luke : we released an album ?

Calum and Ashton : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meylin : Harry .... Stop hugging me ....

Harry : ;-;

Meylin : DAW NO IM JOKING KEEP HUGGING ME !!

xXAtsuko-chanXx : ohhhhhh youuuuuuuuuu EDWARD COME OVER HERE !!!

Edward : but I want Meylin ....

xXAtsuko-chanXx : YOU LITTLE DERP I-

Larryxziall234: hOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ?!

xXAtsuko-chanXx : idk

Sonia : someone wanna join my hater club ?

Everyone:?

Sonia : it's where we hate on The Wanted ..... Louis joined !

Louis : I d-

Real Louis : Hello ! Is this the location for the hate club ?

Sonia : yes ! Come on !

Louis : *guffawed *

Riley : TWO LOUIS'?! OH MY GOD !! AND THIS ONE IS HOTTER

Louis : * even more guffawed *

Real Louis : please .... I'm fabuLOUIS

Everyone except Louis : *GUFFAWED *

Louis : BUT I SAID THAT AND YOU GUYS MADE FUN OF ME !!!

Jordan : yeah so ?

Louis : y'all are messed up

Meylin : don't worry Lou we'll be back to you but right now we want real Louis not AU Louis

Louis : I NEED A TICKET TO THE CLOSET

Real Louis : ?

Louis : hehe ..... * goes inside the closet *

Larry leader Niall : ?????

Zayn : oh hey Lou! I'm learning how to draw by Milamint!

Lou: hey Niall the real Louis is out there

Larry leader Niall : ...................... Crap

Edward : * having a clinging xXAtsuko-chanXx on his back * so what's this club gonna do ?

Sonia and Louis : * evil aroma * we're gonna ........ SPAM THEM

Hannah : really ...? That's all?

Sonia : everyone hates spam

Meylin : well yeah but as long as it doesn't involve Exo -

xXAtsuko-chanXx : EH HOLD UP THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS OK YOU GET IT ?! MY OK ?! MY OR MINE OK ?!

Meylin : SHUT UP IVE KNOWN THEM LONGER THAN YOU !!

xXAtsuko-chanXx : TRY ME

* distant arguing *

Calum : it'd be a great idea if you separate them ya know

Larryxziall234: nah this is better - OH PULL THAT HAIR YAH ! PUNCH THAT GUT !!

Liam : they're not even fighting

Larryxziall234: hey I'm preparing myself

Larry leader Niall : ok guys .... Until we get a heads up we have to be really quiet .... So no fangirl or fanboy moments ok ? Sorry guys .... You can only read fanfics ..... But don't make sounds ok ? Nathan what are the records ?

Nathan : well ...... 5sos broke the internet

Larry leader Niall: good this will throw them off a bit ..... Guys you can go to Twitter ok ?

Fans : yes master

Louis & Zayn : can we keep looking at fan art ?

Larry leader Niall: sure

Louis & Zayn : yay !

Sonia an Louis : *rapidly spamming the wanted boys * aND DO THAT YES YES THAT ONE RIGHT THERE NO SEND THAT ! WAIT WAIT WAIT NOOO REVERSE REVERSE

Meylin: I'm bored .... Harry don't you - Edward ? What happened to Harry

* in Germany *

Anne : YOU FRIGGIN LITTLE PIECE. OF CRAP

Harry : ME ?! OH OK WELL WHO GAVE BIRTH TO US ?! IF YOU HATED CHILDREN SO MUCH THEN WHY DID YOU DO THE DIRTY HUH ?!

Anne : ...........

Harry : THATS WHAT I THOUGHT !!!!

* back at the Larryxziall234 house for fanfics *

Edward : and that's how I sent him to Germany and replaced him !

Everyone: *clapping*

xXAtsuko-chanXx : well I'm back !

Larryxziall234: that was such a boring fight there was no action .....

Meylin : well we finished when Edward hugged me cuz he wouldn't let us do anything else

Larryxziall234: ITS YOUR FAULT YOU -

Louis: and that's how Edward and Harry got stuck in Germany!

Real Louis : ???

Jordan : hey ..... Where did Marcel go ?

* in Finland *

Marcel : GOSH DARNIT DONT YOU GET IT ?! AMERICA !!! AMERICA!!!! NOT AGER !! AMERICA DAMMIT !!!

Person : * fast Finland cussing *

Marcel : WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN ?!

Person : * lifts middle finger *

Marcel : oh I understand that but aMERICA !! I NEED TO GO TO AMERICA !!!

Person : * Finland language * *translation* these kids have no control this is why we don't do drugs .... You should go to a asylum young man

Marcel : IM DONE OH MY GOD !!! ANYONE HELP ME !! AMERICA PLEASE ?! AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!

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