@R.A.BLACK:
I love making out with people at parties and then wanting to kms the next morning for it 😍
Replies:
@REGISEMO: um... SPILL
@BITCHYKEN: I WAS NOT INFORMED ON THIS
@MARYMAC: sorry for walking in on y'all. that was awkward 😀
^@THATDANGDEEER: WHO WAS IT?
^@MARYMAC: my lips are sealed 🤫 faith, trust, and pixie dust as a wise person once told me.—
JAMES POTTER HATE CLUB
JAMESPOTTERHATER: HOLY SHIT
JAMESPOTTERHATER: YOU DID NOT
JAMESPOTTERHATER: THERES NO WAY
JAMESPOTTERHATER: WTF
JAMESPOTTERHATER: MARYS COMMENT GAVE IT AWAY
JAMESPOTTERHATER: REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK
JAMESPOTTERHATER: YOU HORNY BASTARD
JAMESPOTTERHATER: ANSWER YOUR PHONE BITCHR.A.BLACK: Let me regret my life decisions in peace
R.A.BLACK: Also you don't know shitJAMESPOTTERHATER: There is only one person I know with an unhealthy Tinkerbell obsession
R.A.BLACK: You know nothing
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Stop gaslighting me
JAMESPOTTERHATER: I know you made out with Amos
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Regulus
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Bitch answer your phone and tell me if I'm right
JAMESPOTTERHATER: That's it, I'm telling JamesR.A.BLACK: I neither confirm nor deny
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Damn
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Was it good?R.A.BLACK: Not answering that
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Please tell me. I'm genuinely curious
JAMESPOTTERHATER: From Mary's description, it was a very passionate make out session
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Like did he grab your ass?R.A.BLACK: Okay this conversation is over
R.A.BLACK: But yesJAMESPOTTERHATER: And I thought Sirius was the whore
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THE PAN DISASTERS 😎
THATDANGDEER: please just tell me
MARYMAC: bro use your tiny ass brain for five seconds
THATDANGDEER: i am
MARYMAC: james look at my comment
THATDANGDEER: currently staring at it
THATDANGDEER: wait
THATDANGDEER: HOLY SHITMARYMAC: there you go
THATDANGDEER: do you think im hotter than amos diggory?
MARYMAC: do you really want the answer to that question?
THATDANGDEER: fuck
THATDANGDEER: hypothetically what would happen if i kissed regulus at a party?MARYMAC: well he would either punch you or bring you up to his room
MARYMAC: no in betweenTHATDANGDEER: what if i just killed amos?
MARYMAC: what the actual fuck 😀
THATDANGDEER: JOKING
THATDANGDEER: sort of—
@AMOS_
Me before I got drunk asf last nightReplies:
@THATDANGDEER: hey diggory who took the photo? just curious
^@MARLEYANDME: *jealous@R.A.BLACK: Cool photo
^@MARYMAC: 😭😭😭
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