Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust

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@R.A.BLACK:

I love making out with people at parties and then wanting to kms the next morning for it 😍

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@REGISEMO: um... SPILL

@BITCHYKEN: I WAS NOT INFORMED ON THIS

@MARYMAC: sorry for walking in on y'all. that was awkward 😀
^@THATDANGDEEER: WHO WAS IT?
^@MARYMAC: my lips are sealed 🤫 faith, trust, and pixie dust as a wise person once told me.

JAMES POTTER HATE CLUB

JAMESPOTTERHATER: HOLY SHIT
JAMESPOTTERHATER: YOU DID NOT
JAMESPOTTERHATER: THERES NO WAY
JAMESPOTTERHATER: WTF
JAMESPOTTERHATER: MARYS COMMENT GAVE IT AWAY
JAMESPOTTERHATER: REGULUS ARCTURUS BLACK
JAMESPOTTERHATER: YOU HORNY BASTARD
JAMESPOTTERHATER: ANSWER YOUR PHONE BITCH

R.A.BLACK: Let me regret my life decisions in peace
R.A.BLACK: Also you don't know shit

JAMESPOTTERHATER: There is only one person I know with an unhealthy Tinkerbell obsession

R.A.BLACK: You know nothing

JAMESPOTTERHATER: Stop gaslighting me
JAMESPOTTERHATER: I know you made out with Amos
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Regulus
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Bitch answer your phone and tell me if I'm right
JAMESPOTTERHATER: That's it, I'm telling James

R.A.BLACK: I neither confirm nor deny

JAMESPOTTERHATER: Damn
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Was it good?

R.A.BLACK: Not answering that

JAMESPOTTERHATER: Please tell me. I'm genuinely curious
JAMESPOTTERHATER: From Mary's description, it was a very passionate make out session
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Like did he grab your ass?

R.A.BLACK: Okay this conversation is over
R.A.BLACK: But yes

JAMESPOTTERHATER: And I thought Sirius was the whore

THE PAN DISASTERS 😎

THATDANGDEER: please just tell me

MARYMAC: bro use your tiny ass brain for five seconds

THATDANGDEER: i am

MARYMAC: james look at my comment

THATDANGDEER: currently staring at it
THATDANGDEER: wait
THATDANGDEER: HOLY SHIT

MARYMAC: there you go

THATDANGDEER: do you think im hotter than amos diggory?

MARYMAC: do you really want the answer to that question?

THATDANGDEER: fuck
THATDANGDEER: hypothetically what would happen if i kissed regulus at a party?

MARYMAC: well he would either punch you or bring you up to his room
MARYMAC: no in between

THATDANGDEER: what if i just killed amos?

MARYMAC: what the actual fuck 😀

THATDANGDEER: JOKING
THATDANGDEER: sort of

@AMOS_

Me before I got drunk asf last night

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Me before I got drunk asf last night

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@THATDANGDEER: hey diggory who took the photo? just curious
^@MARLEYANDME: *jealous

@R.A.BLACK: Cool photo
^@MARYMAC: 😭😭😭

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