Zyran, You Absolute Saint

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*@ZY.RAN STARTED A CALL*
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Z: "I just got off of an interesting phone call, Reginald."

R: "With who?"

Z: "Your brother."

R: "Fuck. What did he tell you?"

Z: "So this James lad. Are you in love with him?"

R: "I don't want to talk about him. I can't talk about him, it hurts too much."

Z: "I'll take that as a yes. Anyways, I want to help. You belong at Hogwarts with him or whatever. The point is you aren't happy here and I'd rather you be somewhere you are happy."

R: "And how do you plan on helping? My parents are stubborn as hell."

Z: "I might just let it slip when they visit on Saturday that I hate how many gay people there are at Durmstrang and that I wished I went to Hogwarts. And then say I'm ashamed that I'm gay myself. They for sure won't want you sharing a room with a queer."

R: "You would do that for me?"

Z: "'Course. You don't deserve this shit. It's really no big deal. I wish I could do more to help but I'm afraid this is all I can do."

R: "Zyran, you absolute saint. Thank you."

Z: "Once again, no biggie. Also I swear to fucking Merlin if you don't tell him you love him and I'm doing this for nothing. I'm going to tell him the worst story imaginable about you and then chop your dick off. And-."

R: "Okay, okay, I get it. I'll tell him."

Z: "Good."

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THE GAY DISAPPOINTMENT SONS 😎

R.A.BLACK: For once I'm so thankful for your meddling

SIRIUSLYHOT: the plan work?

R.A.BLACK: I'm going back to Hogwarts

SIRIUSLYHOT: YESSSSSSSSS

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OPERATION GET JEGULUS TOGETHER

SIRIUSLYHOT: the plan is back in motion

BITCHYKEN: yesssss