THE SWIFTIES 🪩
JAMESPOTTERHATER: I have some very big news
THATDANGDEER: ooo do tell evans
R.J.LUPIN: You better have a good reason for texting and waking me up at 7 on a Saturday
JAMESPOTTERHATER: Check Mary's instagram
THATDANGDEER: okay
THATDANGDEER: HOLY SHIT- NO WAY———
@MARYMAC
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Replies:
@THATDANGDEER: OMFG YESSS. MY PAN BESTIE GOT THE GIRL
^@MARYMAC: NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO GET YOUR MAN BABE
^@THATDANGDEER: IKIK IM WORKING ON IT@MARLEYANDME: RAHH LETS GO WLW 🔥
^@CAS_MEADOWS: I second that statement@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: FUCK YEAH GET YOUR GIRL LILS
^@JAMESPOTTERHATER: WE MANIFESTED AND IT HAPPENED
^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: Can I still be your sidewhore though?
^@JAMESPOTTERHATER: Of course baby 😘
^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: 😘@DORA.ROSIER: Me and Xen are officially the token straights. Even Pete is asexual
@REGISEMO: PERIOD! BE GAY AND BE COOL 😎
@SEVERUS.SNAPE: Ew
^@MARYMAC: bitch get your greasy ass out of comment section. lils doesn't like you back 💀———
*@REGISEMO CREATED "OPERATION GET JEGULUS TOGETHER" AND ADDED 10 USERS (@siriuslyhot, @r.j.lupin, @bitchyken, @jamespotterhater, @petethebaker, @dora.rosier, @xen_lovegood, @marymac, @cas_meadows, @marleyandme)*
REGISEMO: alright so we officially have wolfstar and marylily
REGISEMO: now we just need jegulusBITCHYKEN: Two down, one more to go
XEN_LOVEGOOD: Alright so input from both sides?
DORA.ROSIER: Reg has been in love with James since second year and he left that comment on James's post
SIRIUSLYHOT: i was stupid not to realize it before but james has always had a thing for reggie
SIRIUSLYHOT: so has reg like dora saidMARLEYANDME: james never liked lily
MARLEYANDME: i always saw right through it because i've known him since we were 2
MARLEYANDME: lily was his way of covering up and suppressing his feelings
MARLEYANDME: he has liked reg since he met himPETETHEBAKER: i second that as his other childhood best friend
MARLEYANDME: james also complimented regulus in french
XEN_LOVEGOOD: So we know for sure it's requited love
XEN_LOVEGOOD: What's our game plan?REGISEMO: i have an idea ;)
CAS_MEADOWS: That's never good
REGISEMO: fuck you cas
REGISEMO: i promise this one is actually good and no one will get in trouble or harmed by itDORA.ROSIER: Shocking from you but do tell
REGISEMO: we all make sweet valentines posts next week (besides you obviously pete)
REGISEMO: it will make them feel the desire they have for each other because they will both realize how bad they want boyfriendsR.J.LUPIN: Damn, I didn't know you were capable of formulating a good plan, Crouch
REGISEMO: i'm 95% sure one of them will crack under their loneliness and say something to the other
MARLEYANDME: i'm placing bets on james
SIRIUSLYHOT: i dunno marls
SIRIUSLYHOT: you saw reggies very flirty commentMARYMAC: i guess we will just have to wait and see ;)
JAMESPOTTERHATER: LETS GO TEAM
JAMESPOTTEHATER: ITS JEGULUS TIME
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