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Team Conrad VS. Team Jeremiah

@ALICE_FORTESCUE

Just checking in, what tsitp team are you guys on?

Replies:

@REGISEMO: TEAM JEREMIAH PLEASE STAND FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM

^@MARLEYANDME: CAUSE I KNOW THAT ITS DELICATE ISNT IT, ISNT IT
^@MARYMAC: SOMETIMES I WONDER WHEN YOU SLEEP
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: ARE YOU EVER DREAMING OF ME?
^@REGISEMO: SOMETIMES WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
^@THATDANGDEER: "i PRETEND you are mine all the damn time" key word "PRETEND" you bafoons 🙄
^@MARLEYANDME:

@THATDANGDEER: TEAM CONRAD FOR LIFE. WE CAN DO THIS TEAM. WE ARE ENDGAME. TEAM JELLYFISH DOES NOT STAND A CHANCE
^@DORA.ROSIER: PREACH 🙌 literal facts
^@BITCHYKEN: what my twin said
^@R.A.BLACK: Agreeing with James Potter literally makes me want to kms, but you are right on this one

@JAMESPOTTERHATER: Team Anti-Belly. I hate her the way I hate James. JAMES DOES NOT DESERVE BETTY OR AUGUSTINE. BELLY DOES NOT DESERVE JEREMIAH OR CONRAD. END OF STORY
^@R.J.LUPIN: This is the only correct answer (Also the folklore triangle comparison is so real)

@SEVERUS.SNAPE: Team Belly for me because she is hot
^@THATDANGDEER:

^@SEVERUS.SNAPE: Says the one who stole my girlfriend
^@REGISEMO: that is actually the funniest shit i've seen all week 💀

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OG FRENEMIES

THATDANGDEER: hey baby 😘😘😘😘😘

*JAMESPOTTERHATER has blocked THATDANGDEER*