@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE
I'm going to commit mass murder. I know exactly which one of you bitches set this up.
Replies:
@BITCHYKEN: wait wtf did i miss 💀
^@JAMESPOTTERHATER: Me, the girls, and James set Regulus up so that he would end up locked in a broom closet with James
^@BITCHYKEN: thats actually a w
^@BARTYCROUCHJR: It most certainly isn't it, Evan
^@BITCHYKEN: stfu grandpa. you text like you are 60 with your commas and proper grammar—
@R.A.BLACK
I love being locked up with a dumbass 😍
Replies:
@JAMESPOTTERHATER: Trust me we know you do 😏
^@R.A.BLACK: Fuck off@REGISEMO: bro had to tweet on the main account too 💀
^@R.A.BLACK: 🖕🏻—
@THATDANGDEER
HQUAGAGSVLXUCHEBSKXYCG HE ADDED ME BACKKK HGQYATSGDBCOCIHWBWSI
Replies:
@SIRIUSLYHOT: YESSSS THIS IS A DAY FOR CELEBRATING
@REGISEMO: i told you he would add you back
^@THATDANGDEER: you literally said in a week. it's been over a month
^@REGISEMO: shhhh. i never said in a week. you are crazy. you are delusional
^@THATDANGDEER: okay gaslighter 😒—
*ACQUAINTANCES*
R.A.BLACK: I'm literally going to block you again if you don't start acting like a normal person
THATDANGDEER: you wouldn't dare, baby ;)
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THERAPY SESSIONS WITH PANDORA
R.A.BLACK:
R.A.BLACK: DORA PLEASE HELP ACTUALLY 😭 IM HAVING A GAY PANIC
DORA.ROSIER: Flirt back you pussy
R.A.BLACK: That is a terrible idea
DORA.ROSIER: You asked for my advice 🤷🏼♀️
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