CHILDHOOD BESTIES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🫡🫡💥💥🥶🥶😎😎
THATDANGDEER: i did it
PETETHEBAKER: what did you do now?
THATDANGDEER: i rizzed up reggie
MARLEYANDME: no fucking way
PETETHEBAKER: you rizzed up THE regulus black?
THATDANGDEER: marlene challenged me so i did it
THATDANGDEER: i'm no pussy
MARLEYANDME: damn you took that literally
THATDANGDEER: i had to lock in
THATDANGDEER: i don't want people stealing my man
PETETHEBAKER: james potter, the rizz god
MARLEYANDME: peter thomas pettigrew, don't you dare fuel his delusions of being a rizz god
MARLEYANDME: also i need details james
THATDANGDEER: i spoke to him in french
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THE SNAKES 🔛🔝😎🔥🐍
R.A.BLACK: Fuck James Potter and his stupid French
REGISEMO: trust me we all know you want to shag james reginald 😏
R.A.BLACK: Fuck you
BITCHYKEN: hey that's my boyfriend ✋🏻
BITCHYKEN: back tf off black
CAS_MEADOWS: Wait James can speak French?
R.A.BLACK: NO HE CAN'T
R.A.BLACK: BUT HE DID
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@CAS_MEADOWS STARTED A CALL...
3 users joined the call...
D: "Okay I'm gonna need you to elaborate bestie boo."
R: "He went up to me and said 'tes yeux sont jolis'"
B: "I don't understand your gibberish."
E: "It means 'your eyes are pretty', love."
B: "Why don't you talk to me in French? This isn't fair."
E: "Parce que je ne suis pas un putain de imbécile."
B: "Damn that was hot."
D: "Stop flirting on call you homosexuals."
R: "Are we just going to ignore the fact that James Potter complimented me?"
D: "Sorry but it's just not surprising, hun."
R: "How the fuck is it not? I thought he liked Lily until like three weeks ago."
E: "Regulus he has been flirting with you for the last three years."
R: "How come no one told me? I've been in love with him since I was thirteen."
D: "And so has he."
R: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck."
B: "Interesting input, Regulus."
R: "What the hell am I supposed to do now?"
D: "Flirt back, obviously."
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@THATDANGDEER
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Replies:
@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: I could take some more photos of you shirtless if you want ;)
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: 😨
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THE SNAKES 🔛🔝😎🔥🐍
CAS_MEADOWS: HOLY SHIT BLACK
CAS_MEADOWS: I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD FLIRT THAT MUCH 😭
R.A.BLACK: Go big or go home
R.A.BLACK: Currently regretting all my life decisions 🤪
R.A.BLACK: Holy shit
R.A.BLACK: Wtf did I just do 😭
BITCHYKEN: i've got no fucking clue but i'm interested to see how this is gonna play out
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CHILDHOOD BESTIES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🫡🫡💥💥🥶🥶😎😎
THATDANGDEER:
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THATDANGDEER: HQIQYSVDNXOEUBSNDID
THATDANGDEER: HE FLIRTED BACK
THATDANGDEER: WTF DO I DO
MARLEYANDME: personally i vote for confessing your love for him
PETETHEBAKER: same
THATDANGDEER: you both suck
MARLEYANDME: actually i'm a lesbian
PETETHEBAKER: 😨
PETETHEBAKER: i'm too innocent for this shit
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THE GAY DISAPPOINTMENT SONS 😎
SIRIUSLYHOT: UM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
R.A.BLACK: I GOT HACKED
SIRIUSLYHOT: BULLSHIT
SIRIUSLYHOT: I REPEAT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
R.A.BLACK: YOU SAW NOTHING
R.A.BLACK: NOTHING WAS SEEN
SIRIUSLYHOT: okay gaslighter 😒
SIRIUSLYHOT: ALSO I KNOW WHAT I SAW SO EXPLAIN
R.A.BLACK: I may have a minuscule crush on James Potter
SIRIUSLYHOT: minuscule? i'm not buying that for a second
R.A.BLACK: Do you really want the truth?
SIRIUSLYHOT: yes and no?
R.A.BLACK: I've had a raging crush on James since second year
SIRIUSLYHOT: ew
R.A.BLACK: You asked for the truth 🤷🏻
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