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Hmm I wonder who just showed up at my house 🤔
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@THATDANGDEER: stop taking photos of my shoes you weirdo ^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: I second that
@MARLEYANDME: opposites attract ⁉️ ^@THATDANGDEER: yes ^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: No ^@THATDANGDEER: 😔
@MARYMAC: ✨ jegulus ✨ ^@R.A.BLACK: Not a thing ^@BITCHYKEN: shhh don't listen to him. he's in denial ^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: Says you. You are so far in the closet you might as well be in fucking Narnia ^@BITCHYKEN: i have a boyfriend and i could also say the same about you ^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: I'm literally gay and out to all of you 😭
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*ACQUAINTANCES*
THATDANGDEER: your gay?
R.A.BLACK: You're*
THATDANGDEER: stfu and answer my question
R.A.BLACK: I literally made out with Amos you fucking dumbass 😭💀
THATDANGDEER: okay well i didn't know if you just kissed him because you were drunk
R.A.BLACK: I like men, Potter
THATDANGDEER: same lowkey
R.A.BLACK: Really?
THATDANGDEER: uh huh
R.A.BLACK: Cool
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THERAPY SESSIONS WITH PANDORA
DORA.ROSIER: So let me get this right DORA.ROSIER: James Potter, the man you have had a crush on since you were 13, came out to you and you said "cool"
R.A.BLACK: What else was I supposed to say?
DORA.ROSIER: Reg he is literally head over heels for you DORA.ROSIER: You need to flirt
R.A.BLACK: I don't like your advice
DORA.ROSIER: Would you prefer Barty's?
R.A.BLACK: Barty's advice would get me locked up in Azkaban
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@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE
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@thatdangdeer He isn't as bad as I originally thought he was
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@MARYMAC: since when can james play guitar 💀 ^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: He can't. He was just messing around with it like a dumbass
@THATDANGDEER: WAIT I CAN SEE YOUR POSTS ON THIS ACCOUNT NOW ^@THATDANGDEER: YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK
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CHILDHOOD BESTIES 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🫡🫡💥💥🥶🥶😎😎
THATDANGDEER: IM LITERALLY MELTING RN HQIAYSVDBOXUWBSKCI THATDANGDEER: HE LET ME IN HIS PRIVATE ACCOUNT
MARLEYANDME: our son is growing up right before our eyes pete 😭😭😭😭😭😭
PETETHEBAKER: he has rizz now
THATDANGDEER: ikr. i'm literally the rizz god 🥶🥶💪🏻💪🏻😎😎🔥🔥
MARLEYANDME: ew MARLEYANDME: both of you need to stop saying rizz
THATDANGDEER: you are just mad you don't have my rizz 🥶🥶
MARLEYANDME: i have a girlfriend 💀
THATDANGDEER: i still have more rizz than you
MARLEYANDME: rizz reg up and then i will believe it
