DUMB AND SLIGHTLY LESS DUMB
THATDANGDEER: call. right now. very urgent
MARLEYANDME: okay?
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@THATDANGDEER STARTED A CALL....
1 user joined...M: "It's late. What is your excuse for waking me up?"
J: "I told Reggie I wouldn't mind him taking more shirtless pictures of me and now he has left me on read for the last hour."
M: "Shit. Didn't know you had it in you."
J: "Please just tell me what to do."
M: "Try calling him maybe."
J: "You don't think I've tried that already? He won't fucking answer me. I think I fucked up and I- I don't know how to fix it."
M: "Are you okay, James? You don't sound very okay."
J: "I think I'm having a panic attack. I- I can't lose him, Lils and I feel like I just did. He told me his comment was a joke and I still flirted back and now look where that got me."
M: "I'm coming over right now. Just deep breaths for now. I'll be there in a couple minutes."
J: "Okay. I just really can't stand him hating me. It would kill me."
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*ACQUAINTANCES*
THATDANGDEER: reggie i'm sorry
THATDANGDEER: come on please answer me
THATDANGDEER: i know i fucked up but i want to fix it
THATDANGDEER: please answer me
THATDANGDEER: i can't handle you hating me*R.A.BLACK has blocked THATDANGDEER*
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THERAPY SESSIONS WITH PANDORA
DORA.ROSIER: You blocked him again?
R.A.BLACK: Go ahead and yell at me like everyone else. I just can't do this. I can't be with him. It's best if I just push him away before I break his apart
DORA.ROSIER: This is about your family isn't it?
R.A.BLACK: They know I'm gay
DORA.ROSIER: So what? I thought you stopped caring about what they thought of you
DORA.ROSIER: What happened?R.A.BLACK: They are transferring me to Durmstrang
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THE GAY DISAPPOINTMENT SONS 😎
R.A.BLACK: Mum and dad are transferring me to Durmstrang in two weeks
R.A.BLACK: You can tell JamesSIRIUSLYHOT: what? why?
SIRIUSLYHOT: what happened?
SIRIUSLYHOT: come on reggie don't shut everyone out again
SIRIUSLYHOT: please let me help you
read at 3:13 pm———
OPERATION GET JEGULUS TOGETHER
BITCHYKEN: i think our plan backfired
SIRIUSLYHOT: you think?
REGISEMO: cut the sass and snark black
REGISEMO: we are all just as upset as you areJAMESPOTTERHATER: How did they even find out he was gay and about the James thing?
DORA.ROSIER: Narcissa snitched
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@THATDANGDEER
people and all the songs were right. being 17 fucking sucks
Replies:
@SIRIUSLYHOT: we will figure something out
^@THATDANGDEER: it still won't change the fact that i lost him even before he was going to durmstrang
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: that isn't true prongs. not at all
^@THATDANGDEER: you don't have to lie for my sake. i'm fine and i'll be fine
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