Barbie Shenanigans

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@THATDANGDEER

I'M JUST KEN, ANYWHERE ELSE ID BE A TEN

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@BITCHYKEN: IS IT MY DESTINY TO LIVE AND DIE A LIFE OF BLONDE FRAGILITY
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: IM JUST KEN. WHERE I SEE LOVE SHE SEES A FRIEND
^@THATDANGDEER: WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR HER TO SEE THE MAN BEHIND THE TAN AND FIGHT FOR ME
^@R.A.BLACK: Will you all stfu?
^@THATDANGDEER: accept my friend request
^@R.A.BLACK: No.

THERAPY SESSIONS WITH PANDORA

DORA.ROSIER: Just add the poor boy back

R.A.BLACK: For the millionth time, no

DORA.ROSIER: I guess you will never know if it's unrequited love then

R.A.BLACK: It definitely is

DORA.ROSIER: I wouldn't be so sure of that ;)

@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE

@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE

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Literally a mood tho

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@SIRIUSLYHOT: emo 😒
^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: You are just pissed all your friends find me hot
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: actually i am
^@BARTYCROUCHJRHATEPAGE: It's not my fault I'm the hotter brother 😘
^@SIRIUSLYHOT: whatever floats your boat reginald

@MARLEYANDME

i did a handy dandy survey and walked around asking people who the hotter black brother was. the results were:

regulus- 7
sirius- 1

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@SIRIUSLYHOT: YOU BACKSTABBERS. FUCK YOU ALL
^@R.A.BLACK: Someones a sore loser

@SIRIUSLYHOT: ALSO WHOEVER THAT ONE PERSON WAS LITERALLY MARRY ME

SWIFTIES 🫡

THATDANGDEER: how does it feel for sirius black to say he wants to marry you

R.J.LUPIN: Fuck off

JAMESPOTTERHATER: He's fangirling rn

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