Valentine's Special

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Happy Valentine's yall, enjoy this little skit I made

Y/n and other names: yall, do you know what day it is today

Mini Ed Sheeran: does it matter

Zaddy Myers: its too early for this

Stewy Griffan: Y/n L/n. Will you make me the happiest man alive, you eyes light up the world, Your smile shines so bright, Your beauty so captivating. Will you be my Valentine this year ❤💝💖💘💞💟💙💕💗💌💖😍😘😻💃💅💋❤💝💚💛💜👛📿👠

Y/n and other names: did you use every emoji on your phone that had a heart or red involved in it

Billy Boy: yes, yes he did

Hanni The Canni: He forgot this emoji 🍑🍆

Mini Ed Sheeran: what the fuck Hannibal

Stewy Griffan: djsdjgjdjcvkdskaosdovoznfjaoqocpw im ded

Y/n and other names: Hanni, dearist. What do you think that means exactly

Hanni The Canni: Freddy told me that it ment as a sign of affection and gratitude.

Y/n and other names: this is why we don't listen to Freddy ok

I Smell Pennies: can someone tell me what this means

Hanni The Canni: Yes, can someone please elaborate

Just Freddy: oh shit

Billy Boy: have you ever heard of the devils tango

Stewy Griffin: the sinful sauce

Y/n and other names: no one calls it that Stu

Mini Ed Sheeran: it means to have sex

Billy Boy: yeah that

Hanni The Canni: Fredrick, I would like to have a word with you in private.

Just Freddy: nah bitch how you just gonna throw me under the bus like that

Y/n and other names: 😬 good luck solider

=====Hanni the Canni and Just Freddy Left the Slasher sluts====

Y/n and other names: imagine getting their ass beaten by Hanni the Canni

Zaddy Myers: im going back to sleep

Stewy Griffin: ill record the fight and ill send it to you pookies

Y/n and other names: ok my little dirty sock

I smell pennies: you humans are weird

Billy Boy: at least I'm not gender fluid and a cosmic being

Mini Ed Sheeran: thats sexist

Y/n and other names: cancel him, right now

I smell pennies: im offended.

I smell pennies: now I'm tired

Y/n and other names: its cause of that damn phone

Mini Ed Sheeran: nah I'm out

===Slashers sluts ended===

That all folks

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