Hey , I'm The Life Of The Party But My Mom Named Me Keri . I'm Here To Turn Memphis Up And Turn The Bad Girls Club All The Way Up . This Finna Be The Hypest Season Yet . This Is Season 1 , Tha Fuck You Thought This Was ?
I'm Not Conceited I Just Know My Worth . I Know That I'm Pretty I Don't Take It To The Head And Go Crazy With It , I Simply Know I'm The Shit . Every Where I Go I Get Attention , It Might Be From My Extra Long Blue Hair Or From The Dumb Shit I Do When I'm High Cause , Imma Stoner , Imma Stoner , Imma Stone .
I Love To Cuss It's Like A Whole Language That Seems Personally Made For Me . Some People Get Offended When You Cuss At Em Oh , Fucking , Well . Suck That Shit Up .
Something About Me Makes People Flock To Me Like They Try They Hardest To Impress Me . Hopefully I Don't Have To Be A Puppet Master .
I'm Past Ready To Run This House And Show These Bitches A Good Time !