"Who are you?!" Chuuya Nakahara shouted as he teetered dangerously on the edge of the stone bridge. He whipped around to see who had just tapped him on the shoulder, nearly causing him to take an unexpected swim.
Standing there with a huge grin was none other than Y/N L/N. "Sorry about that!" you said cheerfully. "I just had to come over and introduce myself. The name's Y/N L/N and I've been dying to meet you!"
Chuuya blinked in surprise as you enthusiastically shook his hand. He had to admit, your boldness and cheerful attitude were admittedly refreshing. Settling back onto solid ground, Chuuya couldn't help but grin. "Well Y/N, what was so important that you nearly sent me into the river?"
"I have some important info you might want," you laughed.
"Oh? What kind of info?" Chuuya crossed his arms, shifting his weight as he awaited your response.
You waved your arms enthusiastically like a child as you answered. "I know how The Armed Detective Agency is going to ambush you~!" You tell him in a sing-song voice
Chuuya blinked in surprise. "Woah... seriously?" he exclaimed. "That's pretty bold of you to accuse that! So, I guess if you're SO certain it's going to happen.... how did you find out, exactly?" he asks with a disbelieving smirk.
"I work there." Your bored statement makes Chuuya's jaw drop.
"What? Really? Then how come you're telling me this, not being a little traitor are we~." Chuuya burst out laughing. "Well, aren't you quite the cheeky little thing?" he teased. "So, you work for the Armed Detective Agency... and you're willing to give away one of their most closely guarded secrets. You either have a strange sense of justice or... you must really like me~" he said in a flirtatious tone, raising one eyebrow.
"I'll tell you under ONE condition" You wink.
Chuuya smirked. "A condition? How fascinating. I'm intrigued, so go on. What's your condition?"
"Put in a good word with your boss, will you? I'm sick of these heroes I just wanna be bad!"
Chuuya froze, staring at you blankly. "You want me to put a good word in with my boss?" he repeated, unable to believe his ears. "Ahhh... yeah, absolutely not. You've got some real guts you know, asking me to talk to him about letting you join the Mafia. You know how dangerous that is, right?"
"You want that info riiiiiight?" You tease him, "I even know how to defeat the guys, you wouldn't wanna miss out on an opportunity like that would you now, Chuuuuuuyaaa~?" You sing his name in hopes of making him angry just like Dazai.
Chuuya went silent for a moment, clearly weighing his options. "Fufufu... it seems you're right. I am curious about this information," he admits with a smirking grin. "So let me think, in exchange for giving me inside info on the ADA's plans, all I have to do is put a good word in with my boss about letting you join the Mafia, right? Is that what you're saying?"
"Precisely."
Chuuya groaned out loud. "Fine. I'll definitely talk to him for you. No guarantees he'll listen to me, but I'll try." he said as he rolled his eyes dramatically.
"But you've got to give me one thing first," he added as an afterthought. "Let's see how good an insider you really are by giving me the most important details: *when* is this ambush supposed to happen?"
"You have 5 days! They are going to ambush you while you're on your way to an important meeting with another mafia thingy." You wave your hands up and down as you speak, Chuuya listening very closely.
"How do they know about the meeting!?" Chuuya's eyes widen, this definitely wasn't the news he was expecting to receive today."They're smart, too smart. That's why we gotta take 'em out! But don't worry, I got just the thing."
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