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Lunar: I prevented a murder today.

Cyclone: Really? How’d you do that?

Lunar: self control.












Solar: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Blaze: Nope, absolutely not.

Fang: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Thunderstorm: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Metal: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Cyclone: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.










Solar: You lying, cheating, piece of sh*t!

Thunderstorm: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Solar: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THORN WITH ME

Cyclone, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.











Solar: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Cyclone: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Thorn: I got distracted about halfway through.

Blaze: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.













Sheilda: Have you seen a person named 'Lunar' around here?

Thunderstorm: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Fang: It looks fine to me?

Quake: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!












Yaya: *Gently taps table*

Ying: *Taps back*

Gopal: What are they doing?

Fang: Morse code.

Yaya: *Aggressively taps table*

Ying: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-












Quake, driving Thorn and Lunar: So how was your day?

Thorn: We almost got surprise adopted!

Quake: What?

Lunar: We almost got kidnapped.

Quake: Oh, okay.

Quake: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!












Gopal: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Yaya: Wasn't Boboiboy with you?

Boboiboy: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.












[Cyclone and Blaze sitting in jail together]

Cyclone: So who should we call?

Blaze: I’d call Quake, but I feel safer in jail











Gopal and Boboiboy, whispering to Fang, who’s on the phone with Ying: Ask her something!

Fang: How are you feeling?

Ying: Fine.

Boboiboy: Something personal!

Fang: At what age did you first get your period?

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