The Kokotiam Gang: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
[The Bois walking at the mall]
Quake: Hey, have any of you guys seen Ice? He's been gone for a while..
Metal: Eh, nope.
Blaze: No, I haven't...
Thunder: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Ice: Hey.
Metal: Ooh, there you are-
Thunder: What the fu-
Blaze: I- where were you?!
Ice: Walking right behind you guys.
Quake: Lunar's okay.
Thunder: He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!
Quake: Thunder, Lunar threatened me. He threatens Thorn every day. He probably threatened Solar before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair.
Lunar: I'm here for the cult stuff.
Fang: How did you find us?
Lunar: I saw your ad on craigslist.
Thorn: Thunder, I want a bedtime story!
Thunder: I'm busy, Thorn. I'll tell you one tomorrow.
Thorn: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!
Thunder: Once upon a time, there was a person named Thorn, who always wanted things his way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked him in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.
Thorn: I don't like these stories with morals.
Fang: All of your existences are confusing.
The rest of the Gang: How so?
Fang: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
Boboiboy: Please, Fang, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.
Fang:
Boboiboy: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
Fang: It has to be done.
Boboiboy:
Fang:
Boboiboy:
Fang: *Places +4* Uno.
Quake: What do you want for breakfast, Thorn?
Thorn: Gay Cheerios.
Solar: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
Blaze: Welcome to F*cking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Sai: Bees?
Blazs: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Sai: Wait-
*Ice approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Sopan: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Frostfire: I don't want your advice.
Sopan: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
