Fang, to the Kokotiam Gang: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Gopal: But how-
Fang, ignoring him: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".
Metal: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Quake: Um, murder???
Thorn: Adventuring!
Lunar: Tuesday.
Thorn, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Cyclone, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Lunar, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Blaze, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Ice: But that place is haunted.
Cyclone: Ghosts prey on fear. Just be confident!
Thunder, marching into the haunted house: I AM NOT SCARED! I AM NOT A P*SSY!
Metal: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Thorn: Cool.
Metal: Do you know who Joe is?
Thorn: JOE MAMA!
Metal, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.
Ice: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Blaze: Bro, It's 1:15 am, what the f*ck.
Ice: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Blaze: Well, I mean yeah.
Ice: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
Blaze: Wait, you just made them?
Ice: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Blaze: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Ice.
Supra: Sori, you need to calm down.
Sori, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
Fang: I wanna be a knight!
Kaizo, a knight: What the f*ck do you want this sh*t for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their F*CKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I'M DEAD INSIDE!
Lunar: Man, I want some of that in my life.
Gopal: Which way did Yaya go?
Ying: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.
Boboiboy: You could really figure it out from that?
Ying: No, you idiot, Yaya sent me a text. See?
Solar: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Thunder: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Metal: Well, we wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
