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Blaze: What? I'm not aggressive!

Sai: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Blaze: Survival of the fittest, b*tch.












Solar: If Lunar and I were drowning, who would you save?

Metal: You two can’t swim?

Solar: It’s a hypothetical question, Metal! Who would you save?

Metal: My time and effort.













Cyclone: What are y’all’s favorite things to wake up to?

Thorn: Breakfast in bed!

Quake: Emails from AO3!

Lunar: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.

Lunar: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.













Ice: I think I need a hug...

Thorn: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Ice: You... you can let go now.

Thorn: No, I absolutely cannot.












[Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread]

Sori: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Supra: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Sopan: if you want information it is

Gentar: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?













Thunder: *Reading a letter*

Cyclone: Well, what does it say?

Thunder: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Ice killed my pet rock.












Blaze: Uhh.. Lunar just asked if we want to…

Blaze: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”

Metal, not even looking up from his phone: He's asking if you wanna cut down Christmas Trees.

Blaze: Oh, that makes more sense.












Ying: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Yaya: A pet WHAT?!

Gopal: William Snakespeare.













Ice: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?

Cyclone: Exercise more!

Lunar: Set yourself on fire.

Metal: There are two kinds of people.












Blaze: Hey, I was wondering, have any of you guys ever seen Lunar’s bedroom?

Thunder: No, He refuses to let any of us visit. You know what that means.

Solar, nodding: Eternal Darkness.

Ice, nodding: Hell.

Cyclone, nodding: A spaceship!

Thorn, nodding: A Chamber of a secret demon cult held by the overlord, Satan.

Thunder: What? No, I meant it's messy. What the hell is wrong with all of you?

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