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Solar: I need some help with my homework.

Quake: That's surprising. What's the assignment?

Solar: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.

Quakw: And what's your issue?

Solar: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.

Quake: That's hard to believe.

Solar: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!











Quake: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Ice: I went to the park today.

Quake: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Ice: *opening his coat* This duck.












Cyclone: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Thunder: Violently practices.

Solar: Violently studies.

Ice: Violently sleeps.

Thorn: Violently shoots pictures.

Blaze: Violently boxes.

Lunar: Violently murders people.

Quake: Violently worries about the previous statement.













Thorn: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Thunder: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Quake: Three of us saw it, Thunder. How do you explain that?

Thunder: *points at Solar* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lunar* Paranoia. *points at Blaze* Delusional personality disorder.












Thunder: I like murder mysteries.

Lunar, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.













Ying: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Qually: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Boboiboy: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Qually: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Fang: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Qually: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔













Thorn: Why does Quake always do the laundry so loudly?

Ice: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.

Quake, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*













Thunder: Who the f*ck broke the toaster?

Thorn: It was Blaze.

Cyclone: It was Blaze.

Metal: Blaze broke it.

Blaze:

Blaze: ...yOU PROMISED-













Metal: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Thorn: Theft.

Cyclone: Disturbing the peace.

Thunder: Aggravated assault.

Solar: Arson.

Blaze: All of the above. In that order, probably.












Qually:  Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Gopal: How can you still say that?

Qually: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.


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