Solar: I need some help with my homework.
Quake: That's surprising. What's the assignment?
Solar: I'm supposed to write a paper that presents both sides of an issue and then defends one of the arguments.
Quakw: And what's your issue?
Solar: That's the problem. I can't think of anything to argue.
Quake: That's hard to believe.
Solar: I'm always right and everybody else is always wrong! What's to argue about?!
Quake: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.
Ice: I went to the park today.
Quake: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Ice: *opening his coat* This duck.
Cyclone: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Thunder: Violently practices.
Solar: Violently studies.
Ice: Violently sleeps.
Thorn: Violently shoots pictures.
Blaze: Violently boxes.
Lunar: Violently murders people.
Quake: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Thorn: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Thunder: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Quake: Three of us saw it, Thunder. How do you explain that?
Thunder: *points at Solar* Sleep deprivation. *points at Lunar* Paranoia. *points at Blaze* Delusional personality disorder.
Thunder: I like murder mysteries.
Lunar, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Ying: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Qually: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Boboiboy: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Qually: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Fang: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Qually: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Thorn: Why does Quake always do the laundry so loudly?
Ice: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Quake, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
Thunder: Who the f*ck broke the toaster?
Thorn: It was Blaze.
Cyclone: It was Blaze.
Metal: Blaze broke it.
Blaze:
Blaze: ...yOU PROMISED-
Metal: If you got arrested what would be the charges?
Thorn: Theft.
Cyclone: Disturbing the peace.
Thunder: Aggravated assault.
Solar: Arson.
Blaze: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Qually: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Gopal: How can you still say that?
Qually: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...