Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More

16.

Lunar: Die.

Thorn: Please don't die!

Lunar: DIE!

Thorn: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Thunder, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Ice, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Thorn wants Lunar to accept it as their kid.

Qually: So what do you have planned for the future?

Gopal: Lunch.

Qually: No, like long term.

Gopal: Oh...um, dinner?

Thunder: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Lunar: Only if you also don't ask why.

Lunar: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Thunder: ...

Thunder, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Yaya, to Fang: Why is Ying not talking?

Fang: I'm playing the silent game with her.

Yaya: Well, then you just lost.

Fang: I lost two hours ago. I gave her ear plugs and told her to close her eyes. It was the only way I could think of to get her to shut up.

[The Gang is asked what they would do with 5 children with only 3 chairs.]

Yaya: Get two more chairs!

Boboiboy: They can get their own chairs.

Ying: Make them fight for it.

Fang: You only need one chair to beat them all with.

Gopal: I would never be near children.

Qually: Kill two.

[the TV is freaking out]

Yaya: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.

*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*

Ying: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Thorn: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Thunder: No.

Thorn: Okay.

Thunder:

Thunder: Do you smell smoke?

Thorn: The secret is that the house is on fire.

Quake: My back hurts.

Metal, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Thunder: YOU READ MY DIARY??

Solar: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Blaze: Fight me!

Sai: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

Fang: Why is Sai crying?

Sheilda: Blaze kicked him really hard on the ankle.