Gopal: Fang is a strings kid. We must sacrifice him to the band gods.
Qually: Yes.
Sai: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Boboiboy: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Qually: What truce?
Gopal: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the
strings alone.
Qually: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
Ying: And here we see Gopal and Qually in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Qually: Gaelic bread.
Gopal: Grueling brad.
Fang: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
*when a child starts crying in public*
Cyclone: *tries to make the child laugh*
Quake: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Metal: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Thorn: *cries with the child*
Ice: *ignores the child*
Lunar: *is the reason why the child is crying*
Quake: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Quake's mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked!? WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?
Quake: Well, that was a mistake.
Yaya: So what are your political beliefs?
Thunder, awkwardly trying to impress her: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.
Lunar: You know, I think my life has value.
Thorn: Who are you and what have you done with Lunar?!
Boboiboy: *cooking*
Yaya: *kicks down door*
Yaya: *grabs knife from Boboiboy's hand*
Yaya: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Boboiboy:
Boboiboy: What.
Qually: She's trying to tell you she wants to cook.
Solar: *falls down the stairs*
Lunar: Are you okay?
Quake: Stop falling down the stairs!
Thunder: How'd the ground taste?
Fang: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Ying: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Fang: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME—
Ying: *sigh* What do you want?
Fang: Chicken nuggets please.
Quake: A mouse!
Lunar, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll—
Blaze, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Thorn, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Cyclone, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Thunder: His name is Remi, idiot.
Quake: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
