Glacier: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Supra: Well then whose is it?
Glacier, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
Thorn: Can we go out to get icecream?
Thunder: Did you ask Quake?
Thorn: He said no.
Thunder: Then why did you ask me?
Thorn: He's not the boss of you.
Thunder, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
Random Person: Are you free tomorrow?
Solar: No, I’m f*cking expensive every day.
Thunder: The first time I ever got upset in front of Quake, he put his arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask him if he was hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Quake: I was doing both, for your information.
Lunar: The first time Quake hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn’t make eye contact for, like, a week after.
Lunar: Hey, Thunder?
Thunder: Yeah?
Lunar: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Thunder:
Thunder: Where’s Thorn?
Solar, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.
Frostfire: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Metal: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Lunar: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Metal: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
[The Bois is on a hike]
Thorn: It’s beautiful out here.
Blaze: And quiet.
Thorn: Too quiet.
Blaze: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Ice with a bear in a headlock*
Ice, proudly: I slept.
Blaze: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
