*At the police station*
Quake: Hi, I’m here for Blaze and Lunar.
Police officer: Who’s them?
Quake: Ah, you must be new.
Ice: What did you order this morning?
Metal: What do you mean?
Ice: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.
A Completely Healthy Person: Ow!
Quake: What’s wrong?
A Completely Healthy Person: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Quake: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when my family had Blaze.
Thunder: Hey. When's the last time you slept?
Solar: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Thunder: A few- how many?!
Solar: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Thunder: What you need is sleep!
Ying, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Sai, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Cyclone: Look at the buns on that guy!
Ice: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Blaze: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
Cyclone: I'm not going back to jail!
*In response to receiving a gift*
Blaze: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back!
Solar: You didn’t have to get this for me-
Thunder: S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something!
Cyclone: Th-thanks, but why??
Quake: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this!
Metal: Did you keep the receipt?
Lunar: I owe you my blood and soul from now on.
Supra: Whoa, Frostfire, what’s up with that angry face?
Frostfire: Sori won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were
furries”.
Sori: But they were! Just looks at all their gods-
Frostfire: Oh my god, SHUT UP!
Metal: Come on, you need to go to bed.
Thorn: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!
Metal:
Metal: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—
Fang: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Qually: You left me, Gopal, and Boboiboy in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Fang: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Boboiboy Galaxy ; Oneshots And More
FanfictionThis book contains ; Oneshots, Scenarios, Headcanons, And Incorrect Quotes This is where I dump all of my ideas (some are inspired ones). Mostly, I'd attempt to make fluff ones, but there might be some angst as well :) And I'll be adding 2 extra el...
